Dear Jeremy

  Dear Jeremy, I needed to go shopping so I asked my crush to give me a ride. I was so nervous that when he asked me where I was I spurted out the first thing I saw, which came … Continue reading

Gentleman or Not… Here I Stay #7: Bro Date Consummated

You will have to forgive me for not having too much to say this Sunday. I am a-quiver with excitement Because today I am flying to Texas to spend most of the week with Becca and her hypothetical family.  But … Continue reading

Nitrous Nympho

Most people hate going to the dentist.  My friends and family seem to feel it is a drag. Personally, I love going.  I seem to get all the attention – even over other patients – and the assistants love to sit with … Continue reading

WTF Friday #20

Hey it’s the weekend before the new year.  The Mayans were right and we are all dead. But keeping with the spirit of pretending to be alive, I decided to continue to post. Real products: Ever know that lady that loves cats?  Here … Continue reading

Jason Classic

I was going to make the Beccaism, “Nice to meet  your boyfriend.  I see my new heels are higher than your standards for who you date.” I read this quote to Jason and he sat there and blinked.  He said, “I … Continue reading

Wrapping with a White Girl

The other night I was chatting with Jason and I introduced him to the song “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore.  He loved it and said it was way too funny.  I told him I was going to learn to rap like … Continue reading

Gentleman or Not… Here I Stay #5: Bro Date
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An epic event is set to occur in the Beccaverse, one that could alter the course of history. Lady or Not… Here I Come‘s most dedicated editors and guest writers, the esteemed Rodney A. Worthington and Yours Truly, are scheduled … Continue reading

Happy Festivus

Due to the large number of complaints about my Saturday posts being humorous, I have put in a tremendous amount of energy to make sure this one isn’t.  It is a Festivus miracle! According to the Seinfeld model, Festivus is celebrated each … Continue reading