Dear Jeremy
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Dear Jeremy, I needed to go shopping so I asked my crush to give me a ride. I was so nervous that when he asked me where I was I spurted out the first thing I saw, which came … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: December 2012
Gentleman or Not… Here I Stay #7: Bro Date Consummated
You will have to forgive me for not having too much to say this Sunday. I am a-quiver with excitement Because today I am flying to Texas to spend most of the week with Becca and her hypothetical family. But … Continue reading
Nitrous Nympho
Most people hate going to the dentist. My friends and family seem to feel it is a drag. Personally, I love going. I seem to get all the attention – even over other patients – and the assistants love to sit with … Continue reading
WTF Friday #20
Hey it’s the weekend before the new year. The Mayans were right and we are all dead. But keeping with the spirit of pretending to be alive, I decided to continue to post. Real products: Ever know that lady that loves cats? Here … Continue reading
Ham it Up
What is Christmas without family dysfunction? Although I am famous (as my daughter and Jason think I am), I am not exempt from this trying behavior. While I am undeniably kind and generous to accept gifts from others, they all want a little something from … Continue reading
Jason Classic
I was going to make the Beccaism, “Nice to meet your boyfriend. I see my new heels are higher than your standards for who you date.” I read this quote to Jason and he sat there and blinked. He said, “I … Continue reading
Wrapping with a White Girl
The other night I was chatting with Jason and I introduced him to the song “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore. He loved it and said it was way too funny. I told him I was going to learn to rap like … Continue reading
Gentleman or Not… Here I Stay #5: Bro Date
An epic event is set to occur in the Beccaverse, one that could alter the course of history. Lady or Not… Here I Come‘s most dedicated editors and guest writers, the esteemed Rodney A. Worthington and Yours Truly, are scheduled … Continue reading
Happy Festivus
Due to the large number of complaints about my Saturday posts being humorous, I have put in a tremendous amount of energy to make sure this one isn’t. It is a Festivus miracle! According to the Seinfeld model, Festivus is celebrated each … Continue reading
WTF Friday#19
Today’s real products are brought to you by Sig: Did you ever have to go to the bathroom and think to yourself… hmm I’m wearing the wrong attire. Worry no more, the Japanese have developed a wearable toilet. While I can … Continue reading