Bite Me!

I had a strange feeling in the pit of my stomach which I was pretty sure was the result of last night’s dinner. But then I remembered my dinner had been Southern Comfort, so that couldn’t be it.

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Plight of the Paper Bag

I’m pretty sure what happened was that Tiger Ginobli fell off the back of the horse, but I could be wrong. To be fair, riding a horse in a diaper is difficult, so I don’t blame him.

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“The Mother of all Meltdowns”

“When I have kids, they’re going to eat mostly veggies because that’s what they’re going to know.” Yeah, I was dumb.

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Sweat Wars

I went over to the corner where they keep the “nobody wants to use the machine because you’re nasty” cleaning supplies, and caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror…

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