May 6-12 was the inaugural International Clitoris Awareness Week, which just happened to coincide with Teachers Appreciation Week, Nurses Week, and, on the last day, Mothers Day. Just coincidence? I think not. Why schedule ICAW over this particular week? I … Continue reading
Recently I was clicking around on FunnyOrDie.com, and discovered a hilarious article entitled “Chess for Non-Chess Players.” Once the laughter subsided, it occurred to me how easy it would have been to think of an article just like that one. … Continue reading
Friday afternoon, I was trying to make my new iPhone work. I should say new to me. I bought it used at a store with the credit I got from trading in books. Of course, as I always think I … Continue reading
Movies are a common choice for dates, which is curious, especially for first dates: There’s no better way to get to know each other than sit in the dark, not talking to each other. Movies rule, but there are rules … Continue reading
Then I discerned a rhythm to the noises: THUMP-THUMP-squeak-THUMP-THUMP-squeak. It’s the unmistakable sound of bed frame abuse.
Continue reading
Because Becca became busy entertaining a house guest this week, she asked me to accept a reporting assignment for the LONNN (Lady or Not News Network). In the past, we have revealed the malevolent mischief of the truck-stealing Prince Harry, … Continue reading
by Jason This is my second attempt at a post for the day, since Becca didn’t like my first one. That’s not quite true– she liked it, but said it was “instructional, not funny.” So now it’s going to become … Continue reading
It’s St. Patrick’s Day, when we honor the patron saint of Ireland and alcohol. In the United States, we celebrate the work of this tireless Christian missionary by wearing green and drinking until we eventually fall into the missionary position. … Continue reading
Dear Jason,
I have been trying to find new places where I can meet decent, attractive, single women. I’ve been told that grocery stores, libraries, and church are the best alternatives to the bar scene. As someone who is obviously an expert on women, where do you advise I go?
Sincerely,
Desperately Dateless
When anything in sex becomes an obligation, it’s no longer fun. So I say to them, “Dude, her orgasm is not like brussel sprouts.” It’s not something unpleasant to get out of the way so you can dive in to your steak.
Continue reading