My long time friends can all tell you that I liked bacon before it was cool to like bacon. Every time I like something, it isn’t cool at first. Then some trend happens, and now my love of bacon is average. Now there are chap sticks, t-shirts, and candy all about bacon.
People….back off my bacon. Apparently there is going to be some sort of shortage now because of your lust for my favorite food. I don’t want a friggin’ bacon apocalypse. So it has been said, so it shall be done.
Lady or Not…Here I Come!