Teach your kids to do what you don’t like to do. This way you don’t have to do that task anymore. Cooking and cleaning are just the start. Yard work is a must. The most important lesson, how to pour you a drink. I recommend Southern Comfort straight up. Then they can’t mess it up.
*yeah, I don’t do this but it doesn’t mean I haven’t considered it. My kids have no chores and they sure don’t pour me drinks.

Mmm Southern Comfort!
Don’t give up on the kids so soon. Someday they’ll be pouring you drinks. Give it time and a chance for their motor skills to fully develop.
LOL Yes good idea!
Girl, you are crazy! LOL! Have you ever thought of going to Blogher? Just a thought.
Blogher? I don’t know what that is, but I am glad you’re laughing!
At first I thought she made a typo for Blogger, but there really is a Blogher.com. Worth a look for you for sure, but of course knowing you, I’m sure you already checked it out.
I keep threatening my daughter with the toilet-cleaning chore, but I haven’t resorted to that yet. Mainly because it’s a good thing to threaten with.
When you train the kids how to make drinks,I’ll have a Vodka and Cranberry.
okay, come on over!
Tried to teach my kids to run away from home but it didn’t take. Maybe i’ll just have to do it myself!
Lol, See they never listen! Making you do all the work of running away.
Mine is 23 months old. He takes a cloth and wipes things with it. He saw me dust and now he does the same. I’m on a roll.
See drinks will be prepared for you in no time.
How shall I say this? Do not get upset to your children or you will regret it for the rest of your life if you do that. In addition, thanks for visiting my blog. I will add yours.
Oh honey, I am not upset. It was just be funny.
nice blog………………
Thank you. How did you find me?
Oh I totally agree. But that looks more like Tang than Southern Comfort.
yeah…well I know
Caleb happily gets me coffee and pretty much anything else I ask him. The rest of ‘em, meh.
He is funny.
At the risk of stuff getting spilled, I shall hold off on the bartender training. Thanks for the love on my blog!
LOL Yes you don’t want it spilled. Danger danger!
But Becca . . . by the time he gets it to me, most of it’s gone!
uh oh…another lesson for him