The best part of a debate is when someone is mad and they tell you that they are going to give you a piece of their mind. You stand there waiting for them to say something and they are speechless.
x,
Becca
Lady or Not…Here I Come
Warning: this blog contains verbal ejaculations, and is intended for mature audiences with funny bones only. If you consider any advice as useful you are in the wrong place.
Obviously ALL their “pieces” are missing.
indeed.
Tell them not to give too much away, they need all they can get.
LOL funny response. Love it!
Zombies snack on brains, however in
his case I think that they lost out big time
Androgoth Xx
I know. Don’t you feel bad for the Zombies?
x,
Becca
Not really, as they are often too greedy for their own good
lol
Androgoth Xx
And how is that any different than regular human nature?
x,
Becca
Yes a good point that
I will have to try and send you an invite
for my Private Space… Failing that though
all you need to do is rap on the gates and
I will allow you access
If you would like to I mean?
Androgoth Xx
I knocked on the door, should it be opened unto me.
x,
Becca
Ugh yes! I love when people can’t think of a good come back or don’t know what to say. Haha Although, I’m usually that person…!
LOL Oh no! I always have some comeback even if it is “oh yeah?”
x,
Becca
We all know you have not had that many becca-isms. Go ahead and take the last digit off and that should be correct…as for the blog…Why does it always happen to me? I mean, really! People all the time threaten me with that and then I just look at my sports watch and count the seconds for a bit; nothing ever comes out of there mouth. I mean, you can see that the car is running, but no one is driving! After 20 seconds I just say “awkward” annd walk away.
Oh you know I do. How much crap have you personally heard me spew from my mouth? I swear everyone I know is starting to shout “Becca-ism” when I do it.
x,
Becca
I like to follow up with Adam Sandlers “T…t…today junior!”
Oh very wise dear John.
x,
Becca
Those people are actually very generous….they are offering to give away something they can’t afford to.
I had never thought of it that way. You’re spot on!
x,
Becca
They must have forgotten the Pee-Wee Herman special. When all else fails, just shout out loudly as possible, “I know you are but what am I?!”
Of course, pieces of MY mind are so valuable they I sell them on eBay. Starting bid $20, Buy It Now for $99.99.
Mind helping with my snowman arm while you’re selling?
I think you actually need to mark it UP to $99.99 so that people realize just how valuable it is. But throw in a special 750ml bottle of Becca’s Exclusive Snow Flavor Vodka.
Ohh I think we need to go into business together!
x,
Becca
If she uses that crappy French bottled water she could price point it at $199.00 and say it was an import. Even though she got the spuds from idaho
Oh I saw one water bottle that was tap water from Dallas.
x,
Becca