I actually said this to my husband the other day:
I am afraid that I am not drinking enough water so I’ve started adding it to my vodka.
Lady or Not…Here I Come
Warning: this blog contains verbal ejaculations, and is intended for mature audiences with funny bones only. If you consider any advice as useful you are in the wrong place.
Lol. That’s a good solution.
Get it patented and copy write the formula and market it as vodka lite!
Great idea!
I was worried I wasn’t getting enough alcohol so I started putting vodka in my orange juice
We should go into business together.
x,
Becca
Or maybe you just don’t want me to know you’re drinking a 16 oz glass of vodka…
Well you know I have a drinkin’ problem
x,
Becca
Ha ha ha… oh you… behave! LOL! You are a funny lady! I miss you!!
You know it is all in good fun. I don’t drink all that often but it is fun to pretend I am a party animal
x,
Becca
Ha! thats why i drink vodka soda’s. Figure may as well multitask
Right?! All the vitamin C you’re giving your body. You’re practically a health nut!
x,
Becca
Exactly… I justify vodka as the way to get more vitamin C. Because I will definitely drink more OJ or cranberry juice when it’s “juice plus.” Now, future post in the making… the veritable plethora of flavored vodkas available now. I got some Smirnoff Cranberry, not bad… But you’ve got all the fruity flavors (orange, cranberry, watermelon, coconut, pomegranate, passionfruit); sweet tea vodka; and then varieties like: Toasted Marshmallow and… Whipped Cream Vodka? The marriage of America’s favorite two “-ism”s: capitalism, and alcoholism!
Indeed. I almost had cotton candy one time but the friend’s bottle busted.
x,
Becca
And here I thought I was the ONLY one who did that.
Nope…We girls gotta stick together with our diet vodka.
x,
Becca
There’s a difference?
Of course….much healthier
I always new vodka was good for you!
indeed
Well, I finally figured out where to leave my comment. I am assuming that you have kids, in which case you are forgiven for your acute sense of pornographic thought. I am sorry that your sister’s truck got ripped off; did she ever get it back? I remember that happening to me once, and the cops found it and towed it out of my ex’s friend’s back yard. He went out and it was not there, just as I had two hours previous. Anyhow, I hope everything turned out okay.
LOL I do have kids. My thoughts are pornographic say it ain’t so. I am lady. They found the truck stripped an the insurance company doesn’t want to pay them in full.