Gentleman or Not…Here I Stay: SuperBeccaPowers

This past week I had the pleasure of taking a short beach vacation with Becca and her hypothetical children. I learned a lot during those four days and three nights, but what I was reminded of most is just how … Continue reading

Gentleman or Not…Here I Stay: Game On (or Off)

“I’ll tell you a secret about Becca. Once she shuts the bedroom door, then you can turn the game on. Then once she gets up, you just mute the volume, and then she’ll let you get away with watching the rest of it, most of the time.”

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Gentleman or Not… Here I Stay: It’s a Law

I’ve learned some things this past week that I spent flying solo at Casa De Becca. Fundamental laws of human nature. Like Murphy’s Law, but better. Lady or Not…Here I Come functions based on what is known as The Hilariooky … Continue reading

A Little Too Independent

Today is the Fourth of July, in every country in the world! Here in Murica it’s our Independence Day, when we celebrate our freedom to choose between a propane or charcoal grill for the day’s barbeque. As you may know, … Continue reading

Single and Not Looking, ThankYouVeryMuch

Why is it that when you’re single, everyone always assumes that you’re looking? It’s also assumed that your desperation level increases with age. This all adds up to people trying to set you up on dates. These people may be … Continue reading

Gentleman or Not…Here I Stay: Oil my Gun

The other day Becca and I stopped by a Walgreen’s as she needed to pick up some items for her family vacation: shaving cream, shampoo, that kind of stuff. As we were walking down the aisle where the shaving cream … Continue reading

Gentleman or Not… Here I Stay: Becca Call

I’ve now lived with Becca and her hypothetical family for over two weeks and it’s working out excellently. To be honest, though, there is a bit of a learning curve. I’ve had to adjust to certain customs and expectations; below I share the top ten list (so far).

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Gentleman or Not… Here I Return!

I am back! Maybe for the long haul, maybe just for one week. Since I actually live with Becca and her hypothetical family now, it’ll be much easier for her to crack the whip on me… But I want to … Continue reading

Gentleman or Not… Here I Stay #24: Appreciation

May 6-12 was the inaugural International Clitoris Awareness Week, which just happened to coincide with Teachers Appreciation Week, Nurses Week, and, on the last day, Mothers Day. Just coincidence? I think not. Why schedule ICAW over this particular week? I … Continue reading

Gentleman or Not… Here I Stay #23: Idea Thieves

Recently I was clicking around on FunnyOrDie.com, and discovered a hilarious article entitled “Chess for Non-Chess Players.” Once the laughter subsided, it occurred to me how easy it would have been to think of an article just like that one. … Continue reading