Becca-ism #7652
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I should be the one to worry. If you die, I have to clean the crap out of your house.
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Becca-ism #986425
Oh no, she is talkin’ about grooming!
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What did she spit out today?
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Note to self
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If your boss is a bitch, and your mother-in-law is a bitch, and your sister is a bitch, and your best friend is a bitch… maybe they aren’t. Just look at the common denominator. Maybe it isn’t them. Why don’t you try … Continue reading
Becca-ism #76424
I think push up pops were invented by someone with left over sherbet they didn’t know how to use up. Frustrated, they gave up, went to the toilet and saw their kids had left the cardboard on the toilet paper roller. There were also about five of … Continue reading
Becca-ism #267432
Honey, just eat a burger. Your skeleton is scaring the children. Better yet, have some of my steak, it gave me an orgasm. I know my size eight butt is gross to you but then again, which one of us is smiling? … Continue reading
Becca-ism #3891
Please help stop global warming. A girl’s gotta have ice for her margaritas. Thank you to the very last participant in Blogtoberfest Jasonwrites http://jasonwrites.com/2012/10/31/rumors-of-my-death … Continue reading
Becca-ism: Conflict Management
I am unsure, but I am guessing that some of you may have had a conflict or two in your lifetime. I don’t know about you, but when it happens to me, it is because the other person is wrong. … Continue reading
Becca-ism #161712
Yes, you’re single because most women do assume you’re a creep if you have long nails. I haven’t met one woman (though I am sure there are plenty out there) who hasn’t agreed. The nails tell us all we need … Continue reading