Like pickles? How about the juice? Why not indulge in Pickle Pops. The world’s leader in frozen pickle juice. Nothing tickles pickles more than pops.
Continue readingReal Products: For you crafty folks, I found this dye paper. For the wonderful price of $19.99, you can turn your paper cutouts into t-shirt transfers. This is an actual add for the product. Apparently, it’s magic. Look! It turns … Continue reading
Real Products: Forget your anniversary no more! This handy dandy ring not only has your wedding date engraved on it, but it heats up 24 hours before your special day. For $760, you can have your finger feel singed to … Continue reading
First and foremost, Happy Birthday to Rod who is a wonderful friend, editor, and writer. Real Products: When selecting lighting for your house, it pays to be picky. Personally, I recommend dead bird lighting. It’s all the rage in one … Continue reading
Real Products: Are you getting a divorce and aren’t quite sure what to do with the rings? I suggest a Wedding Ring Coffin. For the low price of $39.95, you can lay your marriage to rest. Personally, I would just … Continue reading
We all know my inner demons tempt me to pursue a life of crime. What I haven’t told you is that my life long dream is to be a chicken wing thief. It’s no longer an original idea, but it might be extra crispy. This week my dream was crushed by Boris Delisser who allegedly stole 10 grand worth of wings. He might be cooped up for a long. I suspect fowl play.
Continue readingReal Products: Ever get tired of people’s sh*t and want to give them an anonymous gift? poopsenders.com is the perfect gift for all those you don’t love so much. You can send up to a gallon of gorilla, elephant, or cow poo sparkles. … Continue reading
Does your little brat have trouble concentrating? Well worry no more! Now you can buy pre-chewed pencils so that they won’t have to worry about their beaver tendencies and concentrate on their work. For the fantastic price of £1.49 they can save hours of chewing time.
Continue reading“I’m sorry Mommy. I know little Jimmy is starving to death because I couldn’t understand fractions.”
Continue readingWorried that you husband will cheat on you? Don’t marry him, but if ya do, this is the ring for you. For $550, you can get a ring that imprints the word married on his hand. This is handy if he slips the ring off.
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