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This post is aimed at the women in my audience and the men that want to understand our shopping practices better… all one of you. I swear, this is how shopping is for us. There are a few stores out … Continue reading
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WTF Friday #37
A man called 911 because had a desire for burgers and Kool-Aid. He thought they might deliver it to him. Not only did they refuse this reasonable request, but they threw him in jail to boot.
Continue readingTalking Becca Down From the Delete Key
Other times I feel like a hostage negotiator, or perhaps a suicide counselor. Imagine this scene: the top of a skyscraper, late at night, a lone figure standing at the edge of the ledge, silhouetted…
Continue readingAnd We Liked It
“Inspire me Becca.” I hear this phrase often from people that love me and love to write. They think that because I write every day, I have some sort of in with the writing fairies that dish out ideas. I tell them … Continue reading
Things Facebook Taught Me This Week
I have a personal profile on Facebook as well as a blog fan page. So between the two profiles I have a little over 1000 people I interact with there. With so many “friends”, there are lessons to be learned … Continue reading
Grammy Recap: Becca Style
n. She looked sweet and angelic as she announced that she was tired of being burned by men. She has now decided to date penguins because they are adorable and don’t break her heart.
Continue readingLady or Not? Part 1
In many ways I am a girly girl. I like my nails and hair done just so. I fuss if a man doesn’t anticipate my whims. I like all things that sparkle and I dislike sports. All this being said, … Continue reading
Unemployment Advice
First I would like everyone to check out the I Visited Ladyornot.com on Saturday and She Forgot to be Funny award winners. 1. Stealing Pesos out of My Brain—This one gave me the idea for my post today as well … Continue reading
Becca-ism #918
My favorite time of day is bra o’clock. I define Bra o’clock as the time of day when you take of your bra for the day and go aaaaaaaah. Even if your friend calls and tells you they are giving … Continue reading
Becca-ism # 582
Teach your kids to do what you don’t like to do. This way you don’t have to do that task anymore. Cooking and cleaning are just the start. Yard work is a must. The most important lesson, how to pour you … Continue reading