Yesterday, I was reading other blogs.  I happened onto a blog that was participating in a writing challenge.  The challenge was Your opinion about your body and how comfortable you are with it. The blogger was fussing about the challenge and the person who wrote it being bored.  I told the blogger I was going to take the challenge.

Today we are going to talk about my body parts that define me.  The parts of me that people think of when they are thinking of me.   We will discuss the parts of the body I am the most comfortable with.

too sexy!

Elbow:  My Elbow is pure sexiness.  This is the part of my body I am the most comfortable with. Don’t get me wrong, I am sure other people have great elbows. But no one can compete with mine.  Look at it.  It bends in the right places and rest on the arm rests like a pro.  You know, not every elbow is ash free (though on Ash Wednesday I don’t mind it being a little ashy).  My elbow requires no care or lotions. The best part is it crooks just perfectly to hold a beautiful purse.  (hint hint)

Not the Iris. The white!

Whites of Eyes:  You have heard people say, “I won’t believe he is coming until I see the whites of his eyes.”  Now you may not know this, but my eyes whites are how they define the color white.  My eyes are not cream colored, egg shell, or even bride white.   My eye whites are sexy white.  This picture might not be safe for work…it is steamy.  Reader beware.

Sexy curves

My ears:  My ears are very unusual.  If you look at the photo to your right, you will see that they have a lobe and a canal.  Things can go into that canal, like q-tips and my finger.  What’s so sexy about my ear?  Come on!  Don’t you see all the sexy curves.  Men like curves.

They are mine!

My Glasses:  I know you’re thinking glasses are not a part of me.  Apparently they are. As I mentioned before, men are always telling me how much they like my glasses.  They have been described as hot, sexy, cute, great, fun, nice, pretty, stylish, etc.  Therefore, I must include them.  See how tiny they make my head look.  I can be a bug, for bug fetish guys.

Nice shoe holders, don’t you think?

My shoe holders:  Foot fetish people, look away.  My shoe holders are spectacular.  They don’t stink.  They hold up my body.  They walk everywhere.  They even curl.  What you might not know about my shoe holders is they are also known as feet.  Yeah , I know that’s an ugly word.  They prefer the name shoe holders. The prettier the shoes are, the better they function.  You might be asking yourself what size these shoe holders are, and rightfully so.  Maybe one day you will want to buy my shoe holders some beautiful stilettos.  If that is the case, follow my blog religiously and we can talk.  (whispers 6 1/2)

Ladies and Gentleman, I do hope that you are also so comfortable with your body.

Salutations,

Lady or Not…Here I Come