Dora’s Big Butt Adventure

I just climbed out of the shower to clean up from the gym. I needed to freshen up to start the day.

 Doras Big Butt Adventure

I made puddles of water over to my clothes basket because I am way too lazy to put away the clothes my husband washed and folded for me. I pawed my way through the stacks of T-shirts, jeans, and shorts, to find panties.

I found Dora the explorer panties and a kids size 8 T-shirts. Now, I am not one to complain about how the laundry is done. I am not stupid. If I keep my mouth shut, I have it all done for me. If I ever were to complain then I would have to start doing it. (Thus me never being a nag….EVER, about anything)

 Doras Big Butt AdventureNow, I know I am not big or small but it tickles me that he would confuse my clothing with my daughter’s. I have considered wearing the panties just to give him a hard time about his sorting. But no, I am smart. He can give her my pretty lacy, thongs and me Dora the Explorer panties as long as I don’t have to do the wash.

Now I am considering how fun it might be to buy him some cute Go Diego Go undies. I could hide all of his things and fill his drawer.  Oh the possibilities!


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Dora’s Big Butt Adventure — 7 Comments

  1. First of all, living with anyone who will do your laundry, or even just fold it for you, is indeed lucky. Second, I have boxers with Elmo and Snoopy & Woodstock so no shame there! Third, the Dora mention reminded me of a bit I saw while Jonah was watching Robot Chicken last night. He should never, ever watch that show, but this did make me laugh.

Oh you know you want to give verbal ejaculation a try. Spit it out!