It is Saturday, most people with lives are out at soccer games, with friends, or drunk off their butts at 7 AM. Well that is, of course, unless you’re a married man, in which case you should be doing one of fifty mind numbing chores that your wife has elected you to do. Those of you reading this are probably super lazy, or have no life, like me. None of this is the point of this post.
The reason I mention it being Saturday is that few people actually read my posts on this day of the week. Though I know this, I feel obligated to those of you wonderful people who actually do visit. The problem is being funny 7 days a week has a ton of pressure. I feel like you’re saying “Be funny, funny woman.”
You know, people actually do this to me now. They walk up to me and say, be funny! What the hell?! I guess I should always have some sort of joke at the ready. I am not a comedian. I am a writer. I can’t be funny on demand. Well I could, but then it would be all making fun of said person. That isn’t kind.
So today is purposefully not funny. It is a wah wah wah…… post. So if you visited me today you win the I visited Ladyornot.com on Saturday and she forgot to be funny award. If you post it on your page, link it back to me and I will link your blog on Monday’s post.