Warning: this blog contains verbal ejaculations, and is intended for mature audiences with funny bones only. If you consider any advice as useful you are in the wrong place.
I hate admitting this, but Ive had public arguments with my penis. I have been heard screaming: You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go in her HOLE? That’s your HOLE! Are you too good for her HOLE? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, Mr. Penis!
Mr Penis probably needs a good beating. You know the fans of your radio show probably would enjoy hearing you banter with him. Look to the left…who do I stalk?
x,
Becca
I hate admitting this, but Ive had public arguments with my penis. I have been heard screaming: You little son of a bitch ball! Why you don’t you just go in her HOLE? That’s your HOLE! Are you too good for her HOLE? ANSWER ME! SUCK MY WHITE ASS, Mr. Penis!
Mr Penis probably needs a good beating. You know the fans of your radio show probably would enjoy hearing you banter with him. Look to the left…who do I stalk?
x,
Becca
I’m totally assuming this is a Happy Gilmore reference and love it.
…and what is considered big?
Anything that isn’t him
Shame on you…how dare you diss presidential Adam. :/
Yes show some respect for the next leader of the free world:)
LOL I will do my best.
I hang my head in shame.
Becca:
Is that YOUR hand there in the pic???? Hehehehehe.
I heard it was my friend Gena’s
I didn’t think I could like you any more but then you made fun of Adam Levine and questioned his manhood. Bravo, Becca.
I knew you would love me for that one.
heh, heh, heh… Gee, that isn’t very nice!
heh, heh, heh…
Who ever said I was nice? Have you read the rest of my blog?
Go on I dare you.
x,
Becca