Nitrous Nympho

 Nitrous NymphoMost people hate going to the dentist.  My friends and family seem to feel it is a drag. Personally, I love going.  I seem to get all the attention – even over other patients – and the assistants love to sit with me.  Recently I discovered why.

I don’t know if your dentist has ever given you nitrous oxide, but mine started me on it when I was a little girl. I didn’t like it at first because it had a smell to me.  I found out later he added the smell of pina colada to the mask. As I got older, I discovered that the gas took my mind to a new place, and I liked it.

When I was 19, I picked my own dentist.  He told me my nose was too small for the adult mask, so I had to have a kid’s mask as an adult.  I opted for the strawberry scent and got gassed up, even for cleanings.  I was always flattered by the attention, so I asked them why one day.  No one would tell me.

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Confession time!

A couple years later, a new girl started and I heard them talking behind the partition.  They were whispering before I had gotten my gas.  Apparently, Becca is funny naturally.  Becca on gas is way beyond bawdy.  Apparently, I said things to the staff that had them rolling on the floor.  They would turn up the gas to a safe range, and then egg me on.

I don’t remember anything I said. I do remember several times thinking, I wish I could have sex on this stuff, but that is never going to happen.  Let’s just hope no one recorded me, because I don’t want to be the next viral internet sensation (well, I already am, but you know what I mean).  So there you have it: Becca not being funny about the dentist.

x,

Becca

Lady or Not… Here I Come!

award Nitrous Nympho

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  1. Yes, my dentist as a kid gave me nitrous when I had a near panic attack reaction to the giant ass needle she was attempting to shove in my mouth.

    I fell in love.

    HS. Mom buys whipped cream maker that used nitrous cartridges. Friends and I took full advantage.

    Today. For a cheap high I confess to taking to a aerosol whipped cream can for a momentary “get-a-way”. For me, those moments, few moments, it FEELS like sex, or rather those few moments your was is still spinning following an epic orgasm.

    Thats my tale and experience w nitrous. It is a kind of love story as well. Wonder how much smarter I’d be if we never met…

  2. Funny. I’ve never had gas, for dental work that is! My dentist was my karate teacher, and his dad was my dentist, he went to dental school, and now he’s my dentist, so now he fixes my teeth instead of kicking them out. The hygienist who cleans my teeth is great. I go for cleanings during lunch hour, but it takes her two hours to clean my teeth because we discuss everything from sex to theology (much of my conversing is in sign language since she has her hands and various instruments in my mount). We solve all the problems in the world every six months while she scrapes and picks at my teeth and I waive my hands around and say AH HAH! AH HAH! AH HAH! a lot.

  3. Brilliant and I mean it.
    quote: I found out later he added the smell of pina colada to the mask. As I got older, I discovered that the gas took my mind to a new place, and I liked it. unquote
    quote Becca on gas is way beyond bawdy. Apparently, I said things to the staff that had them rolling on the floor. They would turn up the gas to a safe range, and then egg me on. unquote.
    Let me reblog this, you reluctant one, you ;-) Becca on gas rofl

  4. I think that you would be even more funny when anything drug or alcohol related loosened you beyond your already wild and loose state! Hope you have a happy new year! We are all so glad you give yourself to us through your writing!

  5. Normally, I’d say there’s nothing funny about going to the dentist…but this is funny :) You should get a discount for entertaining the office! Hope you have a happy New Year!

  6. Hahaha,,,NOW you know why I am a Dental Assistant,,,,I secretly video tape patients for my viewing pleasure only,,just to watch them act like dumbass’. It really can be fun, I personally volunteer to make sure the gas is working properly every time ;)

  7. I would love to see that on youtube….lol. I got gassed when they took out my wisdom teeth I woke up in the middle of them pulling the second one. They gassed me again. I woke up right when the pulled the last one. Drugs never did do what they were supposed to do with me.

  8. I can only imagine what you say while gassed. I’m sure your dental team love everything.
    You know if you take that mask piece home it works like an eraser. Leaving it to homeschoolers to find that out!

  9. I am going to ask for this the next time I go to the dentist. I am going to ask them to video me as well because I want proof I didn’t make an ass out of myself! Somehow, I can’t see that happening. Not making an ass out of myself that is.

  10. Just wait until you need a colonoscopy or an endoscopy…..you won’t remember the 40minutes in recovery or the drive home…that stuff its better than the nitrous…. I was told by my wife that I talked with her , the nurse, and the doc during that time …but can’t remember a thing I said or what they said…but I was babbling like a brook and say off the wall things about poptarts…and my opinion on various things whether you asked me about them or not… I am sure I was not as entertaining as you (who could possibly be) cya Becca and Happy New Year!

  11. I’ve never had that gas at the dentist, but I agree with the comment about whatever they give for colonoscopies. I guess one of my former lives reared up its ugly head and started telling the doc what was wrong with his technique in very clinical terms. I will NEVER go back there again. Still embarrassed!

  12. I’m sure that sex on nitrous sounds like a great idea, but I’d like to point you to the man who can’t point anymore. He thought it’d be a great idea to inject his little guy with cocaine. Then it fell off.

  13. Sounds a fun dentist that you have Becca
    but watch out for that needle, mind you it’s
    only a little prick :) Noooo the injection, not
    your dentist :) lmao

    Have a lovely rest of the weekend Becca ;)

    ¸.•*¨*•.Happy New Year 2013 Becca•*¨*•.¸¸
    Just in case I miss you on New Years Eve

    Hey and make sure that you are naughty…

    Andro xxx

  14. I just find it interesting that you posted about the dentist, when a dentist here, who I went to about a year ago, got arrested this weekend for stalking. I knew there was something a little skeevy about him–he’s probably been hitting the nitrous!!

  15. I’m amazed you guys still get gassed at the dentist – here they’re not allowed to put you to sleep at all – if you want to go to sleep, you have to go to hospital and stay overnight. We probably get put on gas when we’re out but it’s the needle while we’re awake – good job as I find those huge face-covering gas-masks absolutely terrifying! In the old days, when they used to use them on us, I asked the nurse who came for me if it was gonna be gas or the needle – when she said gas, I dashed into the nearest room to escape her. There was a huge table in there and we spent the next five minutes running round and round the table – don’t know if you’ve ever seen a Benny Hill chase (from the 70s TV programmes) but it was just like one of those! She eventually said, “Alright, you can have the needle” before I’d let her catch me. My mother was mortified when she found out (I was about 8 at the time).

    I’d absolutely love to hear a recording of what you come out with when you’re ‘out’ though! LOL!

  16. Becca- only you would turn going to the Dentist into a “sexual” experience. I REALLY like my Dentist- but I’ve Never tried the Nitrous Oxide. As Always- great entry!!