I don’t know if your dentist has ever given you nitrous oxide, but mine started me on it when I was a little girl. I didn’t like it at first because it had a smell to me. I found out later he added the smell of pina colada to the mask. As I got older, I discovered that the gas took my mind to a new place, and I liked it.
When I was 19, I picked my own dentist. He told me my nose was too small for the adult mask, so I had to have a kid’s mask as an adult. I opted for the strawberry scent and got gassed up, even for cleanings. I was always flattered by the attention, so I asked them why one day. No one would tell me.
Confession time!
A couple years later, a new girl started and I heard them talking behind the partition. They were whispering before I had gotten my gas. Apparently, Becca is funny naturally. Becca on gas is way beyond bawdy. Apparently, I said things to the staff that had them rolling on the floor. They would turn up the gas to a safe range, and then egg me on.
I don’t remember anything I said. I do remember several times thinking, I wish I could have sex on this stuff, but that is never going to happen. Let’s just hope no one recorded me, because I don’t want to be the next viral internet sensation (well, I already am, but you know what I mean). So there you have it: Becca not being funny about the dentist.
x,
Becca
Lady or Not… Here I Come!
Please…please…please, Santa, let there be a Youtube video of this one day lol. Great post.
LOL Not if BIA (Becca Intelligence Agency) has anything to do with it. Thanks
Yes, my dentist as a kid gave me nitrous when I had a near panic attack reaction to the giant ass needle she was attempting to shove in my mouth.
I fell in love.
HS. Mom buys whipped cream maker that used nitrous cartridges. Friends and I took full advantage.
Today. For a cheap high I confess to taking to a aerosol whipped cream can for a momentary “get-a-way”. For me, those moments, few moments, it FEELS like sex, or rather those few moments your was is still spinning following an epic orgasm.
Thats my tale and experience w nitrous. It is a kind of love story as well. Wonder how much smarter I’d be if we never met…
OMG You have had fun! I feel sorta innocent.
Now I need to find a whipped cream maker…
lol, not sure if my “love affair” with a brain cell killing substance is something to be jealous of, however, I cannot say you SHOULDNT go out and get a whipped cream can
I have had fun…. That’s what HS and your 20′s are for, the times before true responsibility forces long stretches of sobriety!
LOL Naaa I am a good girl. Most I do is drink a little too much on occasion, even in my younger days.
Funny. I’ve never had gas, for dental work that is! My dentist was my karate teacher, and his dad was my dentist, he went to dental school, and now he’s my dentist, so now he fixes my teeth instead of kicking them out. The hygienist who cleans my teeth is great. I go for cleanings during lunch hour, but it takes her two hours to clean my teeth because we discuss everything from sex to theology (much of my conversing is in sign language since she has her hands and various instruments in my mount). We solve all the problems in the world every six months while she scrapes and picks at my teeth and I waive my hands around and say AH HAH! AH HAH! AH HAH! a lot.
Sounds like the perfect relationship!
Brilliant and I mean it.
Becca on gas rofl
quote: I found out later he added the smell of pina colada to the mask. As I got older, I discovered that the gas took my mind to a new place, and I liked it. unquote
quote Becca on gas is way beyond bawdy. Apparently, I said things to the staff that had them rolling on the floor. They would turn up the gas to a safe range, and then egg me on. unquote.
Let me reblog this, you reluctant one, you
Sure love.
I think that you would be even more funny when anything drug or alcohol related loosened you beyond your already wild and loose state! Hope you have a happy new year! We are all so glad you give yourself to us through your writing!
Aww thanks, love. ((Hugs)) Thanks for being so sweet to me. Have a wonderful new year!
Never had the gas at any dentist, and often wondered why they never gave me any–you must just be special!
LOL ask for it! It will rock your world.
A VERY VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU.
You too neel
Oh, I thought this was Lady or Not . . . obviously, I’ve blundered onto the Huffington Post.
huff huff
Normally, I’d say there’s nothing funny about going to the dentist…but this is funny
You should get a discount for entertaining the office! Hope you have a happy New Year!
You too Janna. I hope you have lots of fun. Thanks so much.
I don’t do gas. But you are a scream, with or without.
You should try it.
Thanks Keith!
Hahaha,,,NOW you know why I am a Dental Assistant,,,,I secretly video tape patients for my viewing pleasure only,,just to watch them act like dumbass’. It really can be fun, I personally volunteer to make sure the gas is working properly every time
See, I knew it!
You have all the fun!
the pic didn’t come thru
What pic honey?
I would love to see that on youtube….lol. I got gassed when they took out my wisdom teeth I woke up in the middle of them pulling the second one. They gassed me again. I woke up right when the pulled the last one. Drugs never did do what they were supposed to do with me.
Yeah that is strange. I never heard of it putting people to sleep.
This was back in 91 when they used the gas that puts you out. Problem was I wouldn’t stay out. I kept waking up.
Ohhhhh that sounds like fun!! Where can I buy some whipped cream pressurizer thingies…
I just looked it up, you can buy on amazon. That is insane. I thought it was a controlled substance.
I can only imagine what you say while gassed. I’m sure your dental team love everything.
You know if you take that mask piece home it works like an eraser. Leaving it to homeschoolers to find that out!
hahah, Too funny. Love that they think like that.
Always so entertaining!! Thank you for making me smile every time!
Thanks Mike! I am glad to make you smile.
I am going to ask for this the next time I go to the dentist. I am going to ask them to video me as well because I want proof I didn’t make an ass out of myself! Somehow, I can’t see that happening. Not making an ass out of myself that is.
LOL if you get that video I want to see it!
Knowing my luck it’d go viral too, lol.
oh how I love that you can make me laugh so easily. I will have to try this gas stuff out myself. can you get in on the internet lol
Yep lol but just use it at your dentist, it is much safer.
Just wait until you need a colonoscopy or an endoscopy…..you won’t remember the 40minutes in recovery or the drive home…that stuff its better than the nitrous…. I was told by my wife that I talked with her , the nurse, and the doc during that time …but can’t remember a thing I said or what they said…but I was babbling like a brook and say off the wall things about poptarts…and my opinion on various things whether you asked me about them or not… I am sure I was not as entertaining as you (who could possibly be) cya Becca and Happy New Year!
I have had that too. I don’t think it was as good myself. I just wanted to go back to sleep after the colonoscopy and endoscopy.
I’m terrified of going to the dentist. Perhaps I should try this method, too … hmmmm ….
LOL I am sure it will be much better.
I’ve never had that gas at the dentist, but I agree with the comment about whatever they give for colonoscopies. I guess one of my former lives reared up its ugly head and started telling the doc what was wrong with his technique in very clinical terms. I will NEVER go back there again. Still embarrassed!
LOL too funny. Aww they are probably used to it.
What a Gas!
I’m sure that sex on nitrous sounds like a great idea, but I’d like to point you to the man who can’t point anymore. He thought it’d be a great idea to inject his little guy with cocaine. Then it fell off.
“Is this going to be forever?”
Ya lost me.
lol it’s the youtube video after the little kid gets dental work, he’s on nitrus, it’s hysterical, http://youtu.be/txqiwrbYGrs
Oh oh yeah that’s right!
Hey I finally drew a picture, posted it, and…maybe you’ll realize I don’t really have artistic talent after all
YAY! You’re the bestest!
Sounds a fun dentist that you have Becca
Noooo the injection, not
lmao
but watch out for that needle, mind you it’s
only a little prick
your dentist
Have a lovely rest of the weekend Becca
¸.•*¨*•.Happy New Year 2013 Becca•*¨*•.¸¸
Just in case I miss you on New Years Eve
Hey and make sure that you are naughty…
Andro xxx
Happy New Year Andro. I will always watch for the prick.
I just find it interesting that you posted about the dentist, when a dentist here, who I went to about a year ago, got arrested this weekend for stalking. I knew there was something a little skeevy about him–he’s probably been hitting the nitrous!!
Ohhhh that is freaky. I would be insulted if I were you, that he didn’t stalk you.
I’m amazed you guys still get gassed at the dentist – here they’re not allowed to put you to sleep at all – if you want to go to sleep, you have to go to hospital and stay overnight. We probably get put on gas when we’re out but it’s the needle while we’re awake – good job as I find those huge face-covering gas-masks absolutely terrifying! In the old days, when they used to use them on us, I asked the nurse who came for me if it was gonna be gas or the needle – when she said gas, I dashed into the nearest room to escape her. There was a huge table in there and we spent the next five minutes running round and round the table – don’t know if you’ve ever seen a Benny Hill chase (from the 70s TV programmes) but it was just like one of those! She eventually said, “Alright, you can have the needle” before I’d let her catch me. My mother was mortified when she found out (I was about 8 at the time).
I’d absolutely love to hear a recording of what you come out with when you’re ‘out’ though! LOL!
Well they don’t put you to sleep. They just make you head funny a little like when you drink. My sister did that chase thing when she was little and they would try to give her shots.
Ah I see – kind of laughing gas then probably… we just get a numbing shot in the jaw – that can be more painful than the procedure sometimes I think!
Yeah me too.
Well, always better to be laughing on gas than laughing with gas.