Y’all know I am a real writer. I’m not one of those crazy people that call myself a writer but show up to write without pants. I’m so classy that I put on pants and a bra just to write this post. It ‘s a Monday, my hypothetical kids are asleep, my husband is tucked away neatly in the movie room playing fantasy something sports, and it is way past bra o’clock. Yet, here I am fully clothed typing something, so that somewhere in the world someone can giggle.
You may ask yourself, why should Becca care if she is fully clothed to write? Because I have to care. I have editors to talk with who may not want me clothed while Skyping, but I like to keep them guessing. Could you imagine the look of horror on my husband’s face if he walked in here with me undressed talking to the fellas? Yeah… it would be bad.
So what am I bitching about today? The fact that these puppies… these giant assets, are having to be bound up for you to laugh. So you guys and gals better be grateful for this post that I got dressed to write. Please? Pretty please?
Wait… I just thought of a way that you can show me your gratitude for my sacrifice in allowing this bra wire to stick into my boobs and putting on pants (stupid pants). You can show your gratefulness by going to Circle of Moms and casting your vote for me as the funniest mom blogger. I offer you nothing but a picture of me in my red whore lipstick. Granted – since Alexia says that my site is “visited more frequently by females who are in the age range 45-54, received some college education and browse this site from home.”- you gals are itching to get a peek at my boobs. So here you go:
The way you vote is by clicking the logo. You can vote every 24 hours. You can now vote for me on the front page. As of this moment I am #94. Why do I care? Because, I do… so please?
There are two other bloggers in the Lady or Not… Here I Come community that participate; if you see them please give them a vote as well:
If I missed anyone please let me know. We can help one another out. Also, let me know when you vote so that I can thank you.
Lady or Not… Here I Come!