Hey it’s the weekend before the new year. The Mayans were right and we are all dead. But keeping with the spirit of pretending to be alive, I decided to continue to post.
Ever know that lady that loves cats? Here is the perfect gift for her. The description says, “Every town has a Crazy Cat Lady. She’s the one who lives in a tiny house full of feral felines. This hard vinyl Crazy Cat Lady Action Figure has a wild look in her eye and comes with six cats.5 1/4″
Seeing as the gift-giving season is over, I suggest this as a Valentine’s present for the lonely people in your life.
LadyorNot.com crack news team reported that the North Korean government said they had discovered a unicorn lair. I was unsure if this was true, until I found this product.
I heard it was magically delicious. There are no clovers or red balloons, but there might be a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.
In the News:
Prostitution is legal in Nevada. You may think these bunnies have it easy, but in fact, they’re getting shafted (pun sorta intended). While they only have to pay $25/day for room and board, they also have to supply their own sex toys, and their own lube. They also have to pay for their own STD testing. Oh yeah, and the Ranch gets 50% of their earnings – I think I’d make sure they got half the contents of every condom. Read more here: http://www.tmz.com/2012/12/23/bunny-ranch-prostitute-jimi-lynn-lawsuit-brothel-contract-lube/
Ever wonder why men drink after being turned down for sex? Scientists think they have found a link to alcoholism in males by watching the behavior of sexually rejected flies. ”One by one, these eager Lotharios were put into a container with a female that had just mated. So she was really, really not interested in doing it again anytime soon. She would run away. She would kick the male. She would stick out her egg-laying organ to hold him at bay.
The male flies went through three hourlong sessions of this every day for four days, enough rejection to discourage them from trying any more.
After that experience, rejected flies were put in vials and given a choice of regular food or alcohol-laced food. They consistently went for the alcohol more than did the male flies that had just mated. In fact, they evidently got plastered.” Interestingly enough, when exposed to females that would mate, they would make other choices. http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46749854#.UN06Jm9X2UQ
Video of the week:
Becca and Rodney A. Worthington