LoN Reader John Snapped this photo yesterday. It is important to us that you avoid such things as Monkey Butt. With the monkey spanking epidemic, it could be really painful! You can read more about the spanking epidemic here.
If you ever see products like this around town please snap a photo and I will link it to you.
Ever want wine and a bigger rack? This product is for you. You fill this bra up with wine and it gives you bodacious boobs. But as you allow fellas to drink out of your wine rack, you loose your cleave. The nice thing is they are less likely to notice because they will be drunk.
Now if they can find a way that I could drink my way to her stomach, I would be one happy gal.
Ever get tired of sleeping alone? (source) Apparently you won’t have to for much longer. In Akihabara, Japan you can now go to the electronics district and find Soineya which translates to “sleep together shop” where you can do nothing but sleep with a beautiful woman. No sex. You have to pay an extra 13 dollars to pick the girl you want to sleep with instead of being assigned. Well read the full description here:
Admission fee: 3000 yen (US $40)
- 20 min – 3000 yen ($40)
- 40 min – 5000 yen ($65, only 3000 yen for first time visitors)
- 60 min – 6000 yen ($77)
- 2 hrs – 11000 yen ($142)
- 3 hrs – 16000 yen ($206)
- 4 hrs – 20000 yen ($258)
- 5 hrs – 25000 yen ($322)
- 6 hrs – 30000 yen ($387)
- 10 hrs – 50000 yen ($645)
“Shimei-ryo“ (fee to pick the girl you want to sleep with) – 1000 yen ($13) + 500 yen ($6.50) per hour
- Customer sleeps in girl’s arm (3 min) – 1000 yen ($13)
- Girl pats customer on the back (3 min) – 1000 yen ($13)
- Customer pets girl on the head (3 min) – 1000 yen ($13)
- Customer and girl stare at each other (1 min) – 1000 yen ($13)
- Girl changes clothes (1 time) – 1000 yen ($13)
- Girl gives customer foot massage (3 min) – 1000 yen ($13)
- Customer gives girl foot massage (3 min) – 2000 yen ($26)
- Customer sleeps with head on girl’s lap (3 min) – 1000 yen ($13)
- Girl sleeps with head on customer’s lap (3 min) – 2000 yen ($26)
So basically, you’re paying about 6000 yen ($77) an hour to lie in bed with a complete stranger. The website doesn’t specify what customers are and are not permitted to do during the standard course, but it’s probably safe to assume your options are limited to “close your eyes and be quiet.”
Furthermore, Soineya is currently recruiting girls for part-time in-store and “delivery” work. Here’s the job description.
? Job: Sleeping
? Location: Akihabara (3 min walk from station)
? Qualifications: High school age to 30?s
? Compensation: 3500 yen ($45)/hour
? Hours: Weekdays 15:00-22:00, Weekend/holidays 12:00-22:00
Anyone interested in applying can do so here.
$45/hr to sleep doesn’t sound like too bad a deal, but those 10-hour day shifts must be rough.
In the News:
Did you know Unicorns are real? For realz! North Korean archaeologist claims to have found the lair of a unicorn ridden by King Tongmyong. ”The Korean Central News Agency has previously reported that its late leader, Kim Jong Il, was born under a double rainbow and once stopped a blizzard.” So if you ever wonder if they do exist… they do! (source)
Ever want to jog naked? Well now you can. Personally, I would be afraid of a black eye, but I guess everyone isn’t as blessed in the breast department as I am. Andrew Pointon won a case in New Zealand and is allowed to run nude. ” ‘There’s no connotations to it there’s nothing sexual about it there’s nothing perverted about it and that’s the way just being naked is, just feeling good in your own body,’ he told SunLive.co.nz.” (source)
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For good measure:
A family member sent me this picture of the Elf on the Shelf yesterday.