On Thursday, August 30th, Becca’s sister’s truck was stolen from her driveway. A group of Mad Moms in Minivans (MMM) have been on the case ever since. They have been scouring the globe looking for this (wo)man who sucks big harry balls.
They have decided that they will serve vigilante justice by using gangs of their Ten Tiny Toddlers (TTT) and Whiny Angst Teens (WAT). Their plan of action is to apprehend said culprit and lock him/her in a room with the TTT & WAT. The TTT will be armed with loaded diapers and the WAT will all be at peak hormone levels. S/he will stay there until the word “uncle” is cried and then shipped off to jail.
Hold on a minute. We are receiving some new information…
An APB was put out this morning by the Lady or Not…Here I Come police department. Apparently the culprit of the truck heist was stupid enough to post a photo of himself on facebook. If you see this man please call your local officials. He has been known to play naked pool, pose for nude photos, and is rumored to have a personal relationship with Batman.
We have also heard the MMM, TTT, and WAT are targeting people for failing to report sightings of this prince of thieves. You don’t want these groups to make you their next victim. They will not relent until the truck is found.