Recently, Jerry Stolarski asked me to post about Nasal Orgasms. I told him I would, but didn’t have the post planned yet. I have often thought about sneezegasms: that powerful moment when a sneeze is finally released. It is one of the few truly wonderful releases we have as humans, after orgasms but ahead of urinating after four beers.
Today, Jason a guy friend was having sneezing trouble. He needed to sneeze really bad and couldn’t. The neti-pot drowning device wasn’t working either. I told him I had a suggestion, but it might be a little embarrassing. With intrigue and trepidation, he went ahead and asked what it was. Desperation was his middle name. The pressure had built up and he needed relief.
I told him to go to the drugstore and by one of those mini-bullet vibrators and use it on the outside of his nasal cavities. It is sweet relief (and can be used on the ears too). He did it and even authorized a picture.
It’s pink!
What a great friend! He sneezed repeatedly on camera with me. He is now a happy camper. This is an actual sneeze I caught. His sneezegasm happened. Will yours?
Sorry I forgot to be funny, but it is Saturday after all.
x,
Becca
Lady or Not… Here I Come!
Jason was sweet enough to let me poke fun of him check out his blog post today: http://jasonwrites.com/2013/03/01/t-37-in-a-row/
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Quite meaningful.
Glad to touch you Neel.
It definitely brought new meaning to my life.
Haha! cute!
To sweet Becca: ” Recently, Jerry Stolarski asked me to post about Nasal Orgasms. ” could not read on after this. You effin have it, Becca.
I envy your laughing bone.
Aww I adore you too
that helps me a lot, when you’re still so much better. your huffy serge.
yoou have no idea (maybe I am wrong on this) how mucch a good laugh helps me when I am in a not so fine life situation,
sorry for getting serious for a sec.
Be serious all you need honey. I am glad that I can give you some relief from the reality of life. We all need that. Life is way to serious to be without laughter. I am glad we found one another’s blogs.
I am glad we found one another’s blogs.
awwwwwwwwwww ! swooning now (no kidding)
thank you!
for you and Jason (an odd serendipity):
who found whose blog first? I alzheimer these days. you must tell me. I simply dunno.
What I do recall is, don’t laugh, I tried to rub off the tiny lil black dot from your sexy nose. I only stopped when my flatscreen started yelling at me.
I can’t take much verbal abuse these days, so I gave in. And to soothe myself I soliloquied
thusly: Maybe she has a hidden agenda? I must find out. And now I still don’t know if you have one, but (miracle!) I eventually noticed, I’ve already a Beccadict. Well, too late of course. that was a little mean by you: to work your magic spells. But
I like it. (blush)
And now be proud of yourself.
(slight correction:I have already become a Beccadict.)
almost sounds like … wait… uh!
like Benedict. I would qualify perfectly as the next pope.
LMAO Well you know it was all part of my master plan to take over your mind.
How is Jason?
He looks not so well above.
Very strange. I didn’t know that would happen. I’m really intrigued as to how it works for ears?? To help pop them? I’m the first one here!!?? I can’t believe it…
I don’t know. I discovered both at the Chiropractor. They used this thing that vibrates called a percussor. It was like magic fingers on my ears. It scratches those itches you can’t reach. It feels amazing.
I heard staring at the Sun or some other bright source of light works. I wouldn’t know, though, because I still have my eyesight.
lol. I do know the sun causes your neurons to misfire and some people sneeze. This isn’t always the case and happens more often in children. Okay my science nerd is showing… I need to cover up.
You take friendship to a whole new level. I love you dearly but I am not sure we will ever be at a place in our relationship where I could have you watch and talk me through multiple ……gasms while I play with my bullet. If that ever changes I will be sure to let you know.
LOL yes, please do. It would make you feel so much better.
Now you want to feel as well. Can’t you just buy me dinner?
People buy dinner for me
Just remember Jason, that lil’ bullet is for sneezing and itchy ears only. If Becca tells you to shove it elsewhere, well… okay, if you’re into that thing but… well, then again even if you’re not…
I gotta go, I just remembered something I forgot at the drugstore.
I really don’t know what you’re talking about…?
She needed some tampons.
This one was so not necessary! She could have needed beer or condoms or a Xanax refill!
Sure it was necessary. I said that one just for you.
I hope you had a good night rest.
as someone once asked ‘what do you take for nasal orgasms?’ Answer – snuff.
LOL Thanks for stopping by. I hope to see you again.
I would say pepper might do it to jumeirajames! Also, to Becca, you are always a blessing and ready to help your friends. So nice when you help with a little bullet vibrator suggestion! Gotta love it!
Except when it comes to helping a friend move.
Nope, I help them move and then complain.
For the record, I tried pepper first; it didn’t work. I kind of felt like snorting pepper is not the best idea
Smart fella.
LOL thanks.
I have fun suggestions. Sometime I wonder why my friends trust me.
Ahead of sneezegasms are scratchgasms, as any one with ezcema will affirm!
LOL Oh I understand that too. But see the sneezegasm from the way I suggested scratches the inside of your nose and ears.
Oh! scratchgasms! I think, Oyia, you are up to sth here. I can relate, so could my dogs and my cats and even my birds but my fish rather not, not to mention my reptiles and as to my kitchen’s cockroaches I must confess I am too lame for field work.
I never heard about this mini- bullet vibrators – ok, I live literally in the “old world” ;o) But such a thingy sounds interesting – specially if it is pink
Oh… it is wonderful. You need to get one for sneezing.
BRAVO!!!!! You did it. It almost gave me a nasgasm just reading girfrin. You be fab.
Thanks Jerry.
You made me smile.
I will never sneeze in public again.
The world thanks you.
You should copyright the word sneezegasm.
I might
You are full of great ideas.
Achooooooooooo!!! The excuses people give to buy a vibrator!
Next time we will discuss the amazing Hitachi Magic Wand.
http://www.amazon.com/Hitachi-Magic-Wand-Massager/dp/B007HN18RW/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1362241922&sr=8-1&keywords=hitachi+magic+wand
Those things are amazing.
Yeah LOL. I am sure Jason was buying his time for the day he could buy one.
You have a “Like” button! I’m going to miss clicking your little thumb…….
Sneezegasms? I have never experienced that. I have sneezed so hard I almost blacked out though. Not sure what to call that….
A seizure? Yep it is a cool button.
Keep pushing it!
Sneezing is such sweet release…
Indeed it is.
Becca. Because I sneeze in series does that make me a multi-sneezegasmist??? Curious minds want to know! If so I will have to change my way of thinking about all those damn sneezes, which until I read this I always thought of them as a PIA. Regards, Bill
Yep.
Nice job getting your friend off. You both have an interesting relationship. Penis.
Nads. We do. We laughed and wondered what your response was going to be to this post.
“He sneezed repeatedly on camera with me.”
That reads that the two of you sneezed repeatedly together on camera.
To sneeze alone is good
to sneeze together is divine
to sneeze repeatedly together is ecstasy
to capture this on camera is pornographic
and worthy of wide distribution
and certainly will be a box office sucess
and you will will rake in millions
and that will be nothing to sneeze at
I’ve seen Becca sneeze, but she didn’t this time. This was all about MY sweet release. She is such a caring friend.
I am always so giving.
Oh, so it’s all about you. huh?
It is all about me… giving her writing material.
Awww you wrote a poem for me.
I needed Rod to edit that for me, so it would be clear.
I’m so glad that you have a “like” button now. Sorry if I missed a previous post explaining why you didn’t, but… why didn’t you? What were the WordPress police doing to oppress you in this heinous way?
http://ladyornot.com/you-like-me-you-really-like-me/ ? I talk about it here. But I know it was love of all of you that made it the like button find its way home.
Yeah, I read that back when you published it… time to see the doctor for some getting-old-and-forgetting-everything-pills. May be a head-scratcher for him since I’m only in my thirties, but that’s okay… senility isn’t only for the old, right?
LOL Well I am sure you read lots of stuff. I don’t expect you to remember EVERYTHING I post. You’re allowed to forget one. That was it. No more.
I have never though of a sneeze in terms of a “…gasm”. My blissful sneeze innocents is now lost forever;• )
Sorry to be the thief of your innocence… wait, no I am not.
Hilarious.
Thanks Jason.
The situation is funny in and of itself.
Thank you.
I looked for the like button but couldn’t find it. Am I getting totally dumb or did you hide it?
lol look near the sharing buttons. You see above the comments where it says: Facebook, twitter, google +, linked in, etc the very last one says like.
Today, … Jason a guy friend hilarious. the strike thru in your original text. If I did not know better, I d say that was super-bitchy. Love it.
LOL He read and approved of the message before I posted.
sorry jason. -.)
“For all those itches you can’t scratch”. . . .hmmmm
indeed.
I am sure you have one for sneezes too.
I shudder to think of what kind of condoms they’ll need to invent for safe sneezing…
I know scary.
Well, this sheds a whole new light on the 7 dwarves: I don’t feel sorry for Sneezy anymore because he was just getting off. And since you told us the true story of Snow White a while back, I now understand what he and his “sinus relief aid” were doing under her dress. Fish allergies, my arse.
i don’t think size really matters. big or small, it will bring the much sought relief.
You make a great point.
I don’t like sneezing. I used to have a friend who would stick the pointy end of a comb up her nose and wiggle it around until she sneezed. Now I know why.
Ewww. A comb? Gross. What if she sneezed to hard and that went into her brain?
Yikes! Well I didn’t do it, it was her and we were 13 at the time lmao
Jim Morrison (the late DOORS frontman) was the first I knew to liken a sneeze to an orgasm. You’re the second.
Thanks!
~kp
Ohhh then I should be honored to be in the likeness.
The movie “The Man With Two Brains” was a pioneer in researching sneezegasms.
I haven’t seen that. Was it good?
So THAT’S what those things are for!
Yep, now you know.