Recently, Jerry Stolarski asked me to post about Nasal Orgasms. I told him I would, but didn’t have the post planned yet. I have often thought about sneezegasms: that powerful moment when a sneeze is finally released. It is one of the few truly wonderful releases we have as humans, after orgasms but ahead of urinating after four beers.
Jason a guy friend was having sneezing trouble. He needed to sneeze really bad and couldn’t. The neti-pot drowning device wasn’t working either. I told him I had a suggestion, but it might be a little embarrassing. With intrigue and trepidation, he went ahead and asked what it was. Desperation was his middle name. The pressure had built up and he needed relief.
I told him to go to the drugstore and by one of those mini-bullet vibrators and use it on the outside of his nasal cavities. It is sweet relief (and can be used on the ears too). He did it and even authorized a picture.
What a great friend! He sneezed repeatedly on camera with me. He is now a happy camper. This is an actual sneeze I caught. His sneezegasm happened. Will yours?
Sorry I forgot to be funny, but it is Saturday after all.
Lady or Not… Here I Come!
Jason was sweet enough to let me poke fun of him check out his blog post today: http://jasonwrites.com/2013/03/01/t-37-in-a-row/