“The Mother of all Meltdowns”

“When I have kids, they’re going to eat mostly veggies because that’s what they’re going to know.” Yeah, I was dumb.

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WTF Friday #37

We all know my inner demons tempt me to pursue a life of crime. What I haven’t told you is that my life long dream is to be a chicken wing thief. It’s no longer an original idea, but it might be extra crispy. This week my dream was crushed by Boris Delisser who allegedly stole 10 grand worth of wings. He might be cooped up for a long. I suspect fowl play.

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WTF Friday #29

I about busted a gut laughing at this dubbed over infomercial. If you’re sensitive to content you may not want to… wait, if you’re sensitive to content, what are you doing reading this blog? It is a laugh until the very end.

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WTF Friday #21

Real Products: Ever want to sneak alcohol into a game, concert, or movie?  Now you can, in your pants.  This new product makes the wine bra look like it is for pansies. Personally, I find nothing hotter on a man than him … Continue reading

Becca-ism #3389

Yes I can cook. I made love to the guacamole I made last night.  After a few margaritas we invited some fajitas for a nice Ménage à trois.  I fully accepted that after this threesome, my butt would be stalked.  It was worth it.   … Continue reading

News Alert–Monkeys

Breaking news:  Lady or Not…Here I Come News Flash from the world’s most trusted news source. With elections looming in the US, news has lacked on the animal front.  Lady or Not…Here I Come just received a private message from an inside … Continue reading

Celebrating Spectacular Stats

This isn’t Becca, it’s Jason. In fact, Becca doesn’t even know I’m making this post. Because she is surely sleeping. It can be exhausting being Practically Perfect, you know. Also, Because she is sleeping, she doesn’t know that I am … Continue reading