Then I had to sit around bored while the men had golfetball on. Something started them asking me if I knew the players other than Tiger Ginobili. They wanted to test my knowledge of the history of golfetball, to which I scoffed. I informed them that I had no idea who that was, but I was sure that he wouldn’t make me watch the Godforsaken game.
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Continue readingSometimes, when I sneeze really hard, I accidently clean out a junk drawer. A few times I was held at gunpoint, and after sorting through what I did and didn’t need, guess what?
Continue readingEver been too tired to write, but then you decide you want to think some thoughtful thoughts; something to knock people’s socks off? The problem is you have no thoughtful thoughts because you’re all thought out. Yeah me either, so … Continue reading
I’m not sure, but I think sports is just a big ole orgy waiting for men to talk about. Anyway, I’m pretty sure I fell asleep, because everyone knows that sports talk in front of me is strictly prohibited.
Continue readingIt was a beautiful Friday. The sun was shining, but not too intensely. The birds were chirping and the baby birds outside the garage had hatched. Then slowly the cloud cover started to roll in and I knew Jason’s arrival … Continue reading
Real Products: For you crafty folks, I found this dye paper. For the wonderful price of $19.99, you can turn your paper cutouts into t-shirt transfers. This is an actual add for the product. Apparently, it’s magic. Look! It turns … Continue reading
When I watched the video above, I laughed harder than a hyena with the hiccups. If you haven’t watched it, watch it. If you have, watch it again. If you can’t watch it because you’re at work, watch it on … Continue reading
Y’all know I’m practically perfect, but I often get asked what the practically stands for. It’s a tough question because sometimes even I forget what the practically stands for. Then I remembered, there are some minor flaws I have. I’m … Continue reading
Excuse me sir, your pool attire is indecent. I am a married woman for goodness sake. Your rock hard abs and beautiful caramel skin makes my tongue fall out of my mouth. If I looked that good with my shirt … Continue reading