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Dear Teenager
This week I have been sick, had a hurt back, and I think I got a little whiter; this adds to my forgetting to be funny Saturday. So what did I decide to do? I went to Six Flags in … Continue reading
Doctor Who?
“Hi, this is Doctor____.” I was puzzled why was a doctor calling me. “I didn’t call a doctor, I replied. ” I am with ______ Chiropractic Care.” I was quite puzzled, as they are not doctors, but as I am a fake doctor myself, I didn’t correct him. I figured he read my blog and decided to call himself one too.
Continue readingSneezegasm
suggestion, but it might be a little embarrassing. With intrigue and trepidation, he went ahead and asked what it was. Desperation was his middle name. The pressure had built up and he needed relief.
Continue readingMoist and Smooth
Today is Becca forgot to be funny Saturday. This means, of course, I can’t be funny. I usually take this day to tell you a little about my personal life. So first you should know my real age. Now here … Continue reading
Happy Festivus
Due to the large number of complaints about my Saturday posts being humorous, I have put in a tremendous amount of energy to make sure this one isn’t. It is a Festivus miracle! According to the Seinfeld model, Festivus is celebrated each … Continue reading
Bro Seeks Bro, Part II
So, Becca is off tonight doing some girl thing. I always get suspicious of “girl things.” After all, they can bleed for a week and still live. Alright, that’s more girl parts, and when I say “girl things” I mean when girls … Continue reading
Forgot to Be Funny: Buggy Style
It’s Saturday again, time for Becca to forget to be funny. Yesterday, I heard a buzzing near the window. Of I course I assumed it must be a giant wasp or the fly from the movie The Fly. Basically anything … Continue reading
Blogtoberfest Dream
I procrastinated so much on my Blogtoberfest/Becca forgot to be funny post today, that you get to hear about my love affair with Johnny Depp. If you know me in person, you know that I have never really seen why women are so hot … Continue reading
Dora not Funny
My long time readers are familiar with the Who are you Freaks? post. If not click the title and it will take you to that post. Dora the Explorer is apparently a real fascination with the adult male population. I … Continue reading