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I warn you that the language isn’t for everyone… but then again if you’re offended easily, then why are you on my blog? Read the warning at the top of the page.

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Dear Teenager

This week I have been sick, had a hurt back, and I think I got a little whiter; this adds to my forgetting to be funny Saturday.  So what did I decide to do?  I went to Six Flags in … Continue reading

Doctor Who?

“Hi, this is Doctor____.” I was puzzled why was a doctor calling me. “I didn’t call a doctor, I replied. ” I am with ______ Chiropractic Care.” I was quite puzzled, as they are not doctors, but as I am a fake doctor myself, I didn’t correct him. I figured he read my blog and decided to call himself one too.

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Sneezegasm

suggestion, but it might be a little embarrassing. With intrigue and trepidation, he went ahead and asked what it was. Desperation was his middle name. The pressure had built up and he needed relief.

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Moist and Smooth

Today is Becca forgot to be funny Saturday.  This means, of course, I can’t be funny.  I usually take this day to tell you a little about my personal life. So first you should know my real age.  Now here … Continue reading

Happy Festivus

Due to the large number of complaints about my Saturday posts being humorous, I have put in a tremendous amount of energy to make sure this one isn’t.  It is a Festivus miracle! According to the Seinfeld model, Festivus is celebrated each … Continue reading

Bro Seeks Bro, Part II

So, Becca is off tonight doing some girl thing. I always get suspicious of “girl things.” After all, they can bleed for a week and still live. Alright, that’s more girl parts, and when I say “girl things” I mean when girls … Continue reading

Forgot to Be Funny: Buggy Style

It’s Saturday again, time for Becca to forget to be funny. Yesterday, I heard a buzzing near the window. Of I course I assumed it must be a giant wasp or the fly from the movie The Fly.  Basically anything … Continue reading

Blogtoberfest Dream

I procrastinated so much on my Blogtoberfest/Becca forgot to be funny post today, that you get to hear about my love affair with Johnny Depp. If you know me in person, you know that I have never really seen why women are so hot … Continue reading