“The Mother of all Meltdowns”

“When I have kids, they’re going to eat mostly veggies because that’s what they’re going to know.” Yeah, I was dumb.

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The Red Pen Murderer

Listen, I am asked to read and edit a lot of work. And when your writing usually sounds like a monkey wrote it while delousing their cooch, and then suddenly you say, “No man, for any considerable period, can wear one face to himself and another to the multitude, without finally getting bewildered as to which may be the true.”, …

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The World is Against Me Sleeping

Last night I went to bed at 3 A.M. like any reasonable adult. I expected to sleep in, but  no… my hypothetical son turned on cartoons at the Nickelback-awful time of 9:30.  Since I was awake, I woke up everyone … Continue reading

WTF Friday #46

Want a pet you can walk but you don’t have to pay much attention to? Why not try fish? With this contraption, your fish never have to feel lonely again.

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