Real Products: For you crafty folks, I found this dye paper. For the wonderful price of $19.99, you can turn your paper cutouts into t-shirt transfers. This is an actual add for the product. Apparently, it’s magic. Look! It turns … Continue reading
Real Products: Forget your anniversary no more! This handy dandy ring not only has your wedding date engraved on it, but it heats up 24 hours before your special day. For $760, you can have your finger feel singed to … Continue reading
Real Products: Are you getting a divorce and aren’t quite sure what to do with the rings? I suggest a Wedding Ring Coffin. For the low price of $39.95, you can lay your marriage to rest. Personally, I would just … Continue reading
Real Products: Ever get tired of people’s sh*t and want to give them an anonymous gift? poopsenders.com is the perfect gift for all those you don’t love so much. You can send up to a gallon of gorilla, elephant, or cow poo sparkles. … Continue reading
Friday afternoon, I was trying to make my new iPhone work. I should say new to me. I bought it used at a store with the credit I got from trading in books. Of course, as I always think I … Continue reading
Does your little brat have trouble concentrating? Well worry no more! Now you can buy pre-chewed pencils so that they won’t have to worry about their beaver tendencies and concentrate on their work. For the fantastic price of £1.49 they can save hours of chewing time.
Continue readingI have heard many people ask the question, “What is the gift you give to the person who has everything?” I say give them nothing! You can buy a big ball of nothing in the UK for £6.99.
Continue readingProducts of the week: Ever have a time when you couldn’t decide between a motorcycle and a limo? Worry no more. Wild Fire Tours now has mushed them into one great trip! I am sure this is a smooth ride … Continue reading
In overzealous pet owner news, you can now buy headphones for your cat. Yes, nothing makes a cat happier than having your dumb-ass music piping into their sensitive ears.
Continue readingReal Products: Ever want to poo and play golf at the same time? Now you can for $22.90. (source) Personally, I don’t like people staying on the pot so long that they clog it up. If you’re one of those people … Continue reading