*** Disclaimer one: if you are a family member and/or afraid to know TMI (too much information) about me, I would suggest you read no further and skip this post. Trust me when I say, I am warning you as a favor to you.
**** Disclaimer two: You have been warned. Also, this in no way reflects on my husband. It reflects on the conversations had with these friends if I were to be rejected.
This morning I was talking to my friend when I heard this, “You may be the only woman in the world that throws a fit when she is turned down or not offered sex.”
I replied, “Well I have a right to. If I were married to me or near me, I would want to tap this. It is a privilege to get near my girl parts, not a guarantee so if the opportunity arises it should be taken full advantage of. It has ruined everyone that has even been in the same vicinity, for pleasure of other people. Even my gynecologist had to quit the business. Women go gay for me. Men swoon. My vagina is an enabler.”
I received a hearty laugh and I said I would write this post. Then I came across a blog called What’s the Biography of your Vagina? Apparently a woman wrote a book. I keep seeing it around but the point is my fellow blogger wrote a funny post on what her vagina would say. I responded:
See this is why you need panties that please you. Or it could be like my vagina.
Me:How are you?
Vagina: pissed. You are a week overdue on a wax
Me: Yeah…About that
Vagina: Hey girl, if you get that done, we’re good. You keep me rocking all night long and you hardly ever ask me to wear panties.
Me: yeah…life is good.
Karen, the blogger said, Your vagina sounds like a fun party girl. My vagina sounds just pissed off and demanding.
So I will leave you to ponder that. Good day.