The other night I was chatting with Jason and I introduced him to the song “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore.  He loved it and said it was way too funny.  I told him I was going to learn to rap like him.  I shouted the lyric, “Damn that’s a cold ass honkey!” This line was followed by laughter from he and my husband.  My husband said that I rapped like a white person and Jason said I rapped like a girl.  What the heck? I sounded street darn it!  I think it was insinuated that Betty White raps better than me. (frown face)

Not very punny

When I finished pretending to be offended, I waited for Jason to finish what he was doing so I could edit his post.  He looked up to see me wrapping a gift for one of my girlfriends.  He started laughing and said, “You do rap like a white girl.”  Yes it was a bad pun.

If you don’t celebrate Christmas, just think of me getting really frustrated wrapping these gifts. Every year I buy paper that is all glitter (the big red package).  Tape won’t stick to it.  So after attempting to make beautiful packages, I give up. Then I use giant ribbons and bows to keep the paper in place.  One pull on the ribbon of the package and the entire thing will come undone.

I swear, I was wrapping your gift!

Pro-tip for you lovely gentlemen.  If you ever come home covered in glitter, just tell you wife you were wrapping her gift.  Even if you went to a gentlemens club, she won’t know in the month of December.  It worked for my husband.  Well… he didn’t go to a strip club.  That’s his story and he’s stickin’ to it.

Merry Christmas from my family to yours.  I am going to take Christmas day off from posting.  Blessings to you and yours.  Squeeze any love ones a little bit tighter and remember those that are not with us anymore.

My back hurts!

x,

Becca

Lady or Not… Here I Come!