The other night I was chatting with Jason and I introduced him to the song “Thrift Shop” by Macklemore. He loved it and said it was way too funny. I told him I was going to learn to rap like him. I shouted the lyric, “Damn that’s a cold ass honkey!” This line was followed by laughter from he and my husband. My husband said that I rapped like a white person and Jason said I rapped like a girl. What the heck? I sounded street darn it! I think it was insinuated that Betty White raps better than me. (frown face)
When I finished pretending to be offended, I waited for Jason to finish what he was doing so I could edit his post. He looked up to see me wrapping a gift for one of my girlfriends. He started laughing and said, “You do rap like a white girl.” Yes it was a bad pun.
If you don’t celebrate Christmas, just think of me getting really frustrated wrapping these gifts. Every year I buy paper that is all glitter (the big red package). Tape won’t stick to it. So after attempting to make beautiful packages, I give up. Then I use giant ribbons and bows to keep the paper in place. One pull on the ribbon of the package and the entire thing will come undone.
Pro-tip for you lovely gentlemen. If you ever come home covered in glitter, just tell you wife you were wrapping her gift. Even if you went to a gentlemens club, she won’t know in the month of December. It worked for my husband. Well… he didn’t go to a strip club. That’s his story and he’s stickin’ to it.
Merry Christmas from my family to yours. I am going to take Christmas day off from posting. Blessings to you and yours. Squeeze any love ones a little bit tighter and remember those that are not with us anymore.
Lady or Not… Here I Come!