Okay folks today is a special edition because it is the unlucky number 13. But you see I hate social norms so for today the number 13 will be about getting lucky.
Real Products:
This doll may or may not have been purchased by a family member for a male child. When I was asked if I was to help redress the doll I was shocked that he had genitalia, but not really. I labeled his parts as the spork of doll genitalia kingdom. It wasn’t quite a penis but wasn’t quite not one either. You judge for yourself. Yes I felt like a creep taking this photo.
In the News:
Spanish Prostitutes are now being asked to wear bright safety vests to reduce the chances of someone running their car into them. From all the Halloween costumes I saw this year, I think someone needs to patent the street-walker vest. Personally, I don’t think there is anything more sexy than reflective gear. You can read more about it here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/8086050/Spanish-prostitutes-ordered-to-wear-reflective-vests-for-their-own-safety.html
The next story is near and dear to my heart. LoN is adding this to her vocabulary. The new word for rubbing one out is: Starbucksing©. That’s right apparently a woman got caught “Starbucksing©” while high on cocaine. Read more here http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-11-03/news/34896743_1_cops-coffee-house-purse . What I found more funny was that when googling the story I found out this is a big thing going around. There is a man named “Mister Peepee” has vowed to masturbate (starbucking©) in every Starbucks in New York City. So LoN suggests caffeine might be just the right aphrodisiac for self love. http://gothamist.com/2011/10/27/man_vows_to_masturbate_in_every_sta.php
Video of the week:
At least it be easy to tell the difference between a hooker and a passerby… That cops one to many slaps across the face when you ask the wrong person “How Much”
LOL John…your name is John. If I asked you how much would you slap me?
You’d get slapped with $120 for every half hour, maximum 3 hours…
lol well good to know. You better be worth the $720 because I am difficult to keep up with
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I take payments straight up and if you demand no more with the allotted time, no refunds on remaining time… Just saying…
I will remember that
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA…..
So what do they call public sex (with a partner) in a starbucks? I am now considering having sex in every starbucks in Virginia since that seems to be the right aphrodesiac. LOL
I suppose it would still be the same name
Go for it but if you’re arrested I get copyright on the name and none of the blame
LOL
Mr. Peepee? I don’t like him.
I don’t either.
Starbucks guy has to be an avant garde hipster.
Or a run of the mill NYer.
Hard to say…
haha maybe both?
I know of a guy called “chicken fried”. He bragged he masturbated at every Luby’s in the DFW area.
So very gross.
Ewwwwww. Why did he do that?
Well, caffeine constricts your blood vessels, so… that doll IS creepy. I’ll have to watch the video later. It’s too bad WTF #13 didn’t fall on Friday the 13th. That would have been too much coincidental freakiness
Yeah, we don’t want too my 13s lining up.
Damn…And here I thought I was an original for doing this over a Grande triple chocolate Latte…NO vest required. Hehehehehe….
xx
Sooz
Nope, just run of the mill for that. You have to be more creative.
Something else is terribly wrong with that doll besides the genitalia there. What is up with the screws?
You’d think the hooker vests would be more, um, formfitting. Yes reflective wear is quite sexy.
I’ve never had any desire to do any sort of sexual activity in or around a Starbucks. Does that mean there’s something wrong with me?
The screws were because the doll would swim.
Yes, they need to figure out how to make them form fitting.
Yes it means something is very wrong.
lol
Glad you laughed.
One of or goals while living in Madrid, Spain was to NOT GET HIT BY A CAR. We managed, but barely. Lots of crazy drivers, and lots of pedestrians were hit by cars in Madrid.
What ever gets their rocks off. We had a guy who was ejaculating into yogurt at a local grocery store and giving it out as samples to customers. I believe he’s now serving time for serving those tainted samples.
The switches (or whatever they are) on the doll are much weirder than than the genitalia.
I am glad you’re still with us Timothy and not run down by the Spaniards…but it would make a great story. Unlike salad.
Ewww to the next guy.
Yes but they are to make him swim.
I’d probably swim too if I had switches in my side.
My wife wanted to know why only hookers had to wear vests, since everyone needs them. I suggested that maybe hookers are considered national treasures.
I have lots of stories from Madrid that I believe are more interesting than salad.
LOL Your wife makes a good point but you’re probably correct.
That dolls is creepy!
Very much so. It was a sweet gesture and she didn’t know when she purchased it.
lol i loved the spanish prostitute wearing the vest. lol this article made my day
It made me laugh for sure.
I have to ask someone (not a cab) to take me where the prostitutes are and see that live, it’s hilarious. I’m very curious as to whether or not they have to keep the vest while doing the dirty.
Well no… underneath their clothes they have reflective tape place over their girl parts to help their clients see where to go better.
You rock for taking that picture!
I don’t really follow fashion, but I hear neon is in. I feel bad for fashion forward women in Spain wearing neon at night.
LOL thanks. I do feel bad for them as well.
you yankees are so far behind the social scene, so insulated not to know that every man, woman, and transexual has already achieved mr peepee’s dream, at timmy’s. just remember, we’re bigger and on top.
i know, i need a vacation, he says to himself
LOL Nutton touches big like Texas.
“Starbucksing© high on cocaine”? She must’ve scratched her record glossy. Was she wearing a safety vest?
Naaa if she would have been wearing one someone could have clicked her mouse for her.
I didn’t know prostitution worked both ways. I mean, if I could get paid for a one-sided tummy-tussle…
I think people who buy those little peckered dolls should be made to wear vests too. Safety first.
~kp
The vest are the new condom.
I thought I was looking at a plastic odd shaped head and arms. Now a boy doll with a penis. lol
Thanks for checking me out today
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That is the grossest toy ever! I thought it was 2 weird eyes and a nose at first. Der!
lol I know. Penis sporks are uncool!
Hey Becca, It’s always ‘honestly fresh’ in here
Thanks ((hugs))
I’m thinking we combine the boy sex doll with the reflective vest prostitutes. Have them carry them around all the time. Ain’t nuthin’ sexier than a prostitute MILF
I think you may have a point.
Looks like that doll went to Starbucks one too many times.
I think it did.
When I first saw the doll thing, it’s shape and appearance was strange enough that I wasn’t sure what it was supposed to be. I thought it was a weirdly shaped head with two eyes, a nose and a chin, but no neck, with large shoulders and arms growing out of the lower sides of it’s head… kinda like a vaguely disturbing vision from an acid trip on the verge of turning bad. But it’s a sort of anatomically correct little boy doll, and where I was seeing a nose and a chin, there is really a little penie and a nearly flat ball sack, and hey, I’m glad we got all that straightened out! Lol
My reflection on Spanish Prostitutes wearing reflective vests, is that it’s for the best, so that these Ladies of the Evening in Spain can continue to make a living on their backs (or on their knees and elbows) instead of ending up dead on their backs in the street after getting hit by a truck. But hopefully school children won’t confuse the prostitutes with crossing guards who also wear reflective vests, and the johns won’t confuse the crossing guards with prostitutes, since this will only cause lots of conflict, confusion and controversy. As well as some offense taken, when some identities are mistaken.
When I first saw mention of the woman rubbing one out at Starbucks, my immediate reaction was “How come this never happens at MY Starbucks? Huh?” But after seeing her picture and reading the details, I’ve decided to be more careful about what I wish for… Lol – And my message for the guy who wants to jack off in every Starbucks in NYC, is that while it’s good to set goals and then strive to reach them, maybe you should think more carefully about some better goals you could aim for. Oh and Hey! Stay away from the half ‘n half and the cream, ya feckin’ pervert! Sorry, but some things just have to be said!
My personal experience is that higher levels of caffeine really can be a mild aphrodisiac, but the effects are more enjoyable when shared with a lover, than just going solo. So when “in the mood”, I will continue to get our Starbucks to go, then go home and drink it together in our bedroom, as a Cafe’ Latte Espresso form of foreplay. I’ll let others get wild and crazy with their caffeinated self love while “Starbucksing”. But just stay away from the half ‘n half and cream, you twisted sickos! Cause if I find out that you “used” it before me, there’s gonna be Hell to pay, and I mean it!
LMAO I always enjoy your responses. Indeed stay away from the cream and the sporked babydoll carrying prostitutes and the world will be good.
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Btw, that is one weird doll. At least its realistic
Starbucksing© can be one of those guilty pleasures, but i believe the practioner should be discreet. definitely, not in public. think about the children. if s/he’s really desperate, s/he should hide behind the counter and not make any sound to attract attention.
“Starbucksing©” the silent film.
You make great points.
This “anatomically correct” doll would give any kid a warped idea of genitalia, lol
Indeed it would.
…nnggghh…nnn…gnnn…grrr…nnnggghhh…ahhhh…
sorry- I’m Lady or Notsing… Gonna crank-one-off on every one of your posts…
Just don’t starbucks
Now that 80′s fashion is back, I see no difference between those gals and the youngins in my local. Why does the penis-doll also have eyes in his bellah? Oh yes, Millenium hand and shrimp!
lol Because he swims.
That makes PERFECT SENSE! Oh wait, I’m only drunk.
Whaaat?
The doll swims so those screws hold in whatever bracket allows him to swim. Cheers
Someone else has probably already noted this, but that’s some really safe sex in Spain! Thank goodness for the Europeans, always thinking ahead.
Safe sex is of utmost importance.
well-intentioned or not, i’m glad some governments acknowledge dangers of the sex trade for the prostitutes instead of ignoring the whole institution. i wish we had more protection for those in the industry. getting hit by a car is not the biggest risk out there.
sorry, not a funny comment, just wanted to say this.
No requirements for funny comments. Thanks for saying your peace.
that poor woman…only 5 times a year? dump his ass. she should have left with the kewl couple…(funny funny vid)
I know. LOL I loved it too. Thanks.
That doll is scary. I’ve never seen such a thing! Thank goodness neither of my boys had one…not sure if I’d have had the nerve to actually take a picture!
I know I am a bit of a nut.