Okay folks today is a special edition because it is the unlucky number 13. But you see I hate social norms so for today the number 13 will be about getting lucky.
This doll may or may not have been purchased by a family member for a male child. When I was asked if I was to help redress the doll I was shocked that he had genitalia, but not really. I labeled his parts as the spork of doll genitalia kingdom. It wasn’t quite a penis but wasn’t quite not one either. You judge for yourself. Yes I felt like a creep taking this photo.
In the News:
Spanish Prostitutes are now being asked to wear bright safety vests to reduce the chances of someone running their car into them. From all the Halloween costumes I saw this year, I think someone needs to patent the street-walker vest. Personally, I don’t think there is anything more sexy than reflective gear. You can read more about it here: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/8086050/Spanish-prostitutes-ordered-to-wear-reflective-vests-for-their-own-safety.html
The next story is near and dear to my heart. LoN is adding this to her vocabulary. The new word for rubbing one out is: Starbucksing©. That’s right apparently a woman got caught “Starbucksing©” while high on cocaine. Read more here http://articles.nydailynews.com/2012-11-03/news/34896743_1_cops-coffee-house-purse . What I found more funny was that when googling the story I found out this is a big thing going around. There is a man named “Mister Peepee” has vowed to masturbate (starbucking©) in every Starbucks in New York City. So LoN suggests caffeine might be just the right aphrodisiac for self love. http://gothamist.com/2011/10/27/man_vows_to_masturbate_in_every_sta.php
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