Real Products:
Ever want to sneak alcohol into a game, concert, or movie? Now you can, in your pants. This new product makes the wine bra look like it is for pansies. Personally, I find nothing hotter on a man than him pouring booze out like he is peeing. You can own this item for $24.95. (source)
If you’re one of the few people who like to use a fork while eating pizza, this is the product for you. You can eat and cut your pizza with this invention. Who wouldn’t find this super easy to use? (source)
In the News:
Man… I thought the plane was following me because I am so hot!
Ever try to see your house while flying on an airplane? Well recently a pilot was flying a plane over his home and he spotted a truck in his driveway. He hovered over his home and watched the guy try to break in. When the thief left he followed him in the air while calling the police. (Source)
Video of the week:
OMG! That guy looks like one of my neighbors…rofl!
Snow…in Austin? WOW!
LOL Yep. Well it ended up just being sleet. It is Jason’s fault. He brought it with him.
Given the way I feel about beer, that first item is basically a recycling device.
If it snows, I hope you stocked up on snowman arms; you could make a bundle.
And I’m thinking Jason stole your video and sold it on 6th Street.
LOL It didn’t snow. I am bumbed.
The sad thing is I can picture my husband actually using that first beer thing. Too funny
LOL That would be scary.
This, makes my friday mornings worth sitting down for a few minutes and drinking my coffee. All the most important news and new technology. I thank you.
LOL thanks Paul. It was shorter today because i went on the town last night.
The town survive?
Nope it is completely demolished.
success!
Another moron thief, doing two stupids at once! The drink peeing thing, yuk!
I know really super yuck.
I’m guessing that you’d better remember to bring a glass since ‘drinking from the spout’ might be a little awkward at the NASCAR race.
LOL Or quite comical.
I’ll go for the fork. Bc you said it is super-easy to use and bc I believe you absolutely. I believe in you. I believe in forks and to top all that: I believe in pizza.
I believe in vodka.
i believe in Colbert and thusly into everything he believes in. Not too much of a surprise to you. Ha!
And I thought, it was Southern Comfort.
yes and yes.
Yeah, teh guyy who made the fork is going to make a killing.
Hmph.
Well it might be more useful in killing
Becca, I know that’s one beer I will never drink. The fact of the matter is the plane does follow you because your hot. Well maybe not hot but at least luke warm. But don’t worry the plane will only follow you for a little while. — Take care have a great day, Bill
LOL I am smokin’
You always bring a smile Bill. 
Forget the beer thing… Gross
Indeed.
I want that fork, not because I eat pizza with a fork. Because it looks so weird. that pants drink thing is gross.
It is gross. You should buy the fork.
HaHaHaHa! The problem is after a few drinks, the guy might start mixing up his spigots. That pizza fork is totally forked. Air superiority!
That would be a really bad situation if you mixed up spigots.
At least his sprinkles would be tasty?
ewwwwww
The guy is hot, I would have followed him too.
LOL I know it is difficult to look away from him.
Product #1 – I pray I won’t see anyone using it.
Amen to that. uggg
I tried to share my beer with my date, but when she got down on her knees to have a drink…
….I realized I don’t own one of those contraptions, but neither of us minded
I see that you are being wicked again Sage? No need to reply it’s
lmao
that wedding cake image that has corrupted your thought processes
Mind you now that you mention it everyone will be wanting one
Androgoth
lol yeah, damned wedding cake, now I have a filthy mind, didn’t have one before I came to your blog, it’s your fault
Doh…
yeah, oops
LOL Well I guess you could always say, “My Bad.”
lol I could… but is there anything really bad about it?
Of course not. What I am worrying about is why you have to trick a girl to do that. Do you smell or something?
Ok, now I have to be honest, or you’ll think I smell or need to be tricky, this never really happened. I’m sorry I lied
Do you forgive me?
Ohhh okay. I will consider forgiving you, but only if you forgive the sock monkey.
Okk I forgive the sock monkey, but I will not spank him. Now we’re crossing topics which can get very bizarre…
indeed.
Ok, to summarize: I don’t have beer in my pants, and I don’t need to create a ploy for sexual purposes; sock monkeys are scary and I refuse to spank them, but you like to, so I forgive them. Did I get it all?
Yes… and you draw really great pictures.
lol ok cool, thanks
Definitely some WTF-worthy selections in this one! That first one, with the beer-peeing thing … just … wow. Where and why do people come up with these things? LOLz
I don’t know. I am guessing someone somewhere came up with it when they were drunk.
I am liking the pizza fork. It has potential for … oh wait I am letting my alter ego show. Never mind! Ignore the man behind the curtain!! Thanks for a haha as usual!
Thanks to you for reading.
You’re alter is a bit fun.
My bets side! haha
Darn…too bad I didn’t know about the beer-in-the pants thing before Christmas
Seriously though, there’s something kinda creepy about a beer tap in one’s pants!
There is a lot creepy about it!
Pee, peeeza, nope. I saw the airplane thing on tv, so random!
So very random. I need to watch more TV so I can find these stories easier. Otherwise, I have to dig forever to find a good story.
Bam! What just happened? You’ve been nominated for the Blog of the Year Award for 2012. Why? Because your blog is hilarious, that’s why. http://sahmataineking.com/2013/01/05/blog-of-the-year-2012/.
Awww thanks darlin’.
You’re so sweet.
Nope. Not sweet at all. See >:P I think I’ve just made my case.
I’m gonna steer away from the beer peeing, stick with reducing the wives bra size.
LOL I think that might be wise.
That’s a forking good idea with the pizza
lol
I hope that you are being as naughty as ever
Andro xxx
Oh I have been very naughty indeed.
Wow! Some very cool and practical items featured here. NEXT Christmas!!!
Thanks!
~kp
Or birthdays
Hello My Very Dear Friend
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Aww thanks love. ((hugs))
You’re welcome darling! ((hugs))
Now I like that pizza fork cutter.
Well maybe Santa will send you it one day.
I sure hope so.
Oh yeah, if I wasn’t married I’d so DO that last dude. Gag.
Gosh darn that wedding ring.
“Peeing Beer”…..sorry, don’t think I want a beer that bad!
Hilarious as always!
Yeah, me either… ewww