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Ever get tired of taking care of your toddler so you let your ipad babysit them? Then the day comes when you have to choose between allowing them to use the ipad or learning to use the potty? In the past, parents just tied their kids to the potty, but there is no need for that anymore with the new iPotty. The kicker… the potty has a splash gaurd to save your truly valuable ipad. You can get this for the convenient price of $39.99 (source)
Ever been on a stroll with your baby and wondered if you could go faster? Then you run with your baby, but that still isn’t fast enough. You are probably wishing the stroller could go over 50 mph. Your wish has come true. Collin Fruze built the “Mad Max Stroller” that goes up to 53 mph. He said it only took $750 dollars to build. I know that is faster than some bicycles. (source)
I found this sofa and now think I have a lazy couch. I swear mine does nothing. It sits there and looks the same all the time. An Italian company called Campeggi srl makes this sofa and it speaks for itself. The prices are only available by request. I didn’t request.
In the News:
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Ever get annoyed with your significant other and couldn’t decide the right way to get rid of them? Then you think, hmmm what is a creative way to kill them? I know I want to use one of my sexual parts. It is pretty hard to use genitals but how about… MY BOOBS! THAT’S IT! And then you try to smother them with your boobs. If you haven’t done this, then you can live vicariously though Donna Lange who is accused of trying to smother her boyfriend and kill him through mammary attack. Read more here…
Ever wonder if porn is really addictive? According to Gina, the chimp, it is. She was given a chance to watch several channels and she choose to watch porn. Why? Who the heck knows? I saw an article about a porn-addicted chimp and I ran with it. That little beyotch is a ho. Read more here…
Video of the Week:
x,
Becca
Lady or Not… Here I Come!
LMFAO!!!
I am glad you had a good laugh. I do this every Friday.
Mammary attack is interesting.
Silly-ness I know.
That is the ultimate blanket fort sofa!!!
I know, how doesn’t want a blanket fort sofa?
As for the article about the chimp, I have to say that I think porn is disgus[BZZZZZ] . . . uh, well I certainly never look at por[BZZZZZ] . . . okay, putting lipstick on Gina is really gross[BZZZZZ] . . . Hey! What are you saying? No way do I want to make it with a chim[BZZZZZ] . . . I’m shutting up now, even though you didn’t ask me to.
LOL sounds like you either have a vibrator or the video is getting to you.
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I love reading your post first thing in the morning. They get my day started off right.
I am glad. I work into the wee hours of the morning on them, so it is nice to know that they are people’s wake up call.
Holy Shit I want that couch!!! It’s like a grown up fort! I want to play
I bet the chimp liked the porn because it’s human behavior it can identify with, very primal. Distracted now thinking back about the couch…wanting to play…porn…wait! What have you done to my thinking processes? lol
LOL Chimp fort porn… there is an idea.
blegh lol
Becca, It is a good thing I always open WTF Friday’s with an open mind. I never know the direction, the distance or the mode of travel. But there is always a destination. Thanks for the smile, take care — Bill
Awww I try not to be too gross now. Sometimes I can’t help it… so if you have a direction you want me to go feel free and send me wtf news items so I can use them.
Or videos, sometimes those are difficult to find.
I always love to your shining smile on your avatar when you leave a comment. You’re so sweet. ((Hugs))
Love the iPotty!
My toddler takes my ipad to the bathroom, props it up on the big toilet (lid closed), and pulls his little plastic potty up to view! This was the only way I could get him to try the potty. Looks like my genius has been replicated….ipottie…..would be a damn fine product.
LMAO you should have invented it first! You would be rich!
Awesome baby stroller!
Awesome, I agree. Would you use it with a baby in there?
Thank you for my laugh of the day!!! I truly look forward to the stuff that comes out of your mouth and lands on the computer screen. Here I thought I was the only crazy woman who gives my toddler the ipad to entertain herself. This is scary, cool but scary.
I must admit that being a big boobed girl myself I found the death by mammaries strangely fascinating. I think I will print this out and leave it on the husband’s pillow…give him something to consider for the next time he pisses me off.
Big Boob Babes unite! I am with you. Thanks so much for your kind words.
I want that couch!
The OCD part of me gets a squirmy whenever I see that iPotty chair.
LOL my germiphobia gets me on the potty too. The couch is cool. It is a real thing.
I’m guessing the baby in that carriage will be the first to be arrested for vehicular manslaughter when it runs over that old lady down the road. But it’ll do a few years in juvie and be back just in time for Barney.
Yeah baby juvie is a scary place.
Pookie hates it when you take his num-nums. Bippy still can’t look at his ba-ba…
Death by Boobs! I imagine that guy would die happy. I’m married to a boob man, I know things. Of course if it happened on that couch thingie I’d wonder if it was really the boobs.
LOL that couch is a man eater. I couldn’t marry someone that wasn’t a boob man, I can’t even buy my bras at a regular store… or swimsuits for that matter. Heaven in real.
Me neither!
We need a video of the mammary attack or would that be porno too?
I think it might be, then the chimp would be happy.
Love the Mad Max Stroller!
I suppose the chimp would choose porn – any visit to the wildlife park/zoo or whatever shows that’s just about all they ever do!
LOL those nasty Chimps.
Bwwahahahahaha!
I am glad you laughed.
I have worked with primates… they are nasty, nasty, nasty! No problem whatsoever whipping it out and going off in public either. Eww! Chimp porn does not surprise me. Just one more reason to believe we’re all related…
Death by Booby. I can just see that on someone’s headstone, lol!
If it were socially acceptable, I wonder how many humans would do the same.
I can think of a few right off hand that would probably do it socially unacceptable or not, lol
LOL scary huh?
OMG!!!! 40LL!!! That’s almost unbelievable as a 12 inch peepee!
LOL I know, it made me laugh.
She deserves jail time for not hacking off some of those!
Well there you go – I thought you were kidding about the ipotty. Whoever invented that needs a good slapping -as does anyone who buys it.
LOL I think they should make an ipotty aiming game.
Iwant one of those sofas! Sign me up! …i want it to shape itself into a big pillow that wraps itself around me also
…and it has to smell like my favorite perfume.
ohhh that would be super awesome. I want it to do that too.
hiya, Beccca. I thought i was folloiwng you but it seems to be disappeared and your posts dont enter my reader,…plus, i dont see the follow button on ur page…dont know if wp is acting stewpid again>>>help!
Hi yeah, no I don’t have a follow button because I am wordpress.org you have to follow me though facebook or email. The email subscription is on the right.
WTF?!? I feel so cheated by my sofa now. *sigh*
And that video! I’m still laughing.
But the stroller and the potty … just … no. Some things are not meant to be. o.o
LOL Cheating on your sofa feels soooo good.
Thanks for making me smile.
Thanks to you.
Pretty sure I’m going to borrow that video at some point…
Have a great weekend!
I hope you do! You too!
ROTFLMFAO….OMG, this was hilarious…I couldn’t stop laughing.
xx
Sooz
The video?
Your whole blog…Freakin’ hilarious Beck,
xx
Sooz
Funny! There’s worse ways of being murdered.
I know a few that would die with a smile on their face.
I really hope men will consider mammary attacks scary instead of sexy because it is the only chance girls with small boobs have to become popular. I mean, I am waiting for my turn to run the show since I was 14 (that is when they stopped growing)
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When you have babies… that is your chance!
Woody Allen was the first to warn of the threat to mankind from Big Boobs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr7ZWJJdPV8
OMG I am going to have to use that on one my wtf fridays. thanks so much that is too funny.
As always, you have a knack for finding hilarious videos!
Thanks so much. I have fun with it. I hope all is great with you.
Hysterical post! Thanks for the laughs!
Thanks for stopping by.
Well, chimps are one of the only other species to have sex for recreation… And I’m an ass man myself, but if I’m going to be smothered, yeah I think I’ll go the boob route.
Life would be very interesting with that lie detector around!
You are an ass, man.
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I like the usefulness of that sofa, too! Mine is lazy and messy. You have a good idea for a new “Castle” or “CSI” episode! Murder by boobs!
LOL Not Castle my kids like that show
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You are my Friday night entertainment, Becca!
Absolutely LOVED the video!!
Thanks so much. I am so glad you enjoyed it so much.