Ever get tired of taking care of your toddler so you let your ipad babysit them? Then the day comes when you have to choose between allowing them to use the ipad or learning to use the potty? In the past, parents just tied their kids to the potty, but there is no need for that anymore with the new iPotty. The kicker… the potty has a splash gaurd to save your truly valuable ipad. You can get this for the convenient price of $39.99 (source)
Ever been on a stroll with your baby and wondered if you could go faster? Then you run with your baby, but that still isn’t fast enough. You are probably wishing the stroller could go over 50 mph. Your wish has come true. Collin Fruze built the “Mad Max Stroller” that goes up to 53 mph. He said it only took $750 dollars to build. I know that is faster than some bicycles. (source)
I found this sofa and now think I have a lazy couch. I swear mine does nothing. It sits there and looks the same all the time. An Italian company called Campeggi srl makes this sofa and it speaks for itself. The prices are only available by request. I didn’t request.
In the News:
Ever get annoyed with your significant other and couldn’t decide the right way to get rid of them? Then you think, hmmm what is a creative way to kill them? I know I want to use one of my sexual parts. It is pretty hard to use genitals but how about… MY BOOBS! THAT’S IT! And then you try to smother them with your boobs. If you haven’t done this, then you can live vicariously though Donna Lange who is accused of trying to smother her boyfriend and kill him through mammary attack. Read more here…
Ever wonder if porn is really addictive? According to Gina, the chimp, it is. She was given a chance to watch several channels and she choose to watch porn. Why? Who the heck knows? I saw an article about a porn-addicted chimp and I ran with it. That little beyotch is a ho. Read more here…
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Lady or Not… Here I Come!