My brother-in-law has been serving overseas. While he has been deployed, my sister has been taking care of all 3 children; the youngest is one. While ushering the children out the door for school, she noticed that her husband’s truck was missing. Someone had stolen the truck from their driveway. It would be an understatement to say that they felt tremendously disappointed.
My Pity Party: My sister, a friend, plus all the children were coming to visit us this weekend. We all miss one another, dreadfully. We have had the death of our mom, me relocating, and her husband deployed in the last year and a half. We really wanted to spend some quality time together. We feel that phone calls are great, but the two of us, and our children, need to be in the same room. These people stole our weekend. They suck big harry balls.
You can buy this:
Unsure how to apply your lipstick? You shouldn’t worry any longer. You can buy the mask from The Silence of the Lambs and apply your clown lips, perfectly.
Ever get tired of running out of toilet paper? Why not look around Etsy to buy your own hand crafted toilet paper. Then you will be able to wash and reuse; practical and cheap. You will buy this product if you’re not trying to kill our planet! Don’t forget about the reusable tampons I showed you last week…saving the world, one stitch at a time.
Also, I would like to remind you that I am now selling snowman arms with the elbow included. Since you didn’t act yesterday, you will have to pay the regular cost of $50.
In the News:
Did you know cows can climb trees? In northern London, this week, they had to call the fire department to help a cow down from a tree. Don’t believe me? Click the following link: http://www.reuters.com/article/2012/08/29/us-britain-cow-idUSBRE87S0T220120829
You can breathe a sigh of relief…at least pigs didn’t fly. The world isn’t ending until December.
Lady or Not…Here I Come received a referral link from Jenny this week. She owns the fabulous blog The Ketchup War. You can read about a 63 year old woman who became PREGNANT in her mouth. Do you think it was a baby? Heck no! Squid fertilized her mouth after she ate calamari. This is why I tell people not to eat things that swim. Do they listen? No! Click the following link to read more about this nauseating tale: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2159692/Womans-mouth-falls-pregnant-squid-biting-sea-creature-scientists-claim.html
Video of the week:
When I started this video, I was unsure if it would make me laugh. About halfway through, I was overcome by a fit of giggles.
News Flash to Add: I found out tonight that President Obama has a super power. He has the ability become invisible. I know we all have different political ideas, but we should all agree that this is freakin’ bad ass. This may possibly be how he caught Ben Laden. As Larry the Cable guy says “I don’t care who ya are, that’s funny right there”