First let me start the day by saying that I guest posted on Stevenism’s blog today. Steven is the a Radio show host and Station manager of the station WSDIChicago. (click here to listen) Anyway, he begged me to write for him. He was on his hands and knees crying and whining so I gave in and answered his questions. Poor guy needs blog traffic and he though my practically perfect-ness would get him some comments. Check me out and follow his blog. http://stevisms.wordpress.com/2012/09/21/i-was-fooled-into-letting-a-girl-be-a-part-of-3-man-laws-3-rulers-for-women/ Don’t worry, if you click the link it will open a new page so you can still get your WTF fix.
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Stupidest idea ever….Period. I didn’t even want to post this, but I feel like I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t.
In the News:
Mute this: Ever want a mute button for those that drone on and on? Well today is your lucky day. The speech-jamming device invented by created by Kazutaka Kurihara and Koji Tsukada is the answer to all your dreams come true.
“The SpeechJammer, a device that disrupts a person’s speech by repeating his or her own voice at a delay of a few hundred milliseconds, was named Thursday as a 2012 winner of the Ig Nobel prize — an award sponsored by the Annals of Improbable Research magazine for weird and humorous scientific discoveries.” Source
Want revenge?: A border agent was tired of his wife. He was unsure how to rid himself of her. He decided it was a great idea to add her to the terrorist list so she couldn’t return to Brittain from Pakistan. Who, among hasn’t want to do that to our spouse? http://www.funnymos.com/wife-on-terrorist-watch-list.html
Video of the Week:
As I did a vagina post yesterday….thought you all would enjoy this video by Jenna Marbles. I Agree completely.
so that plug wasnt for my penis? damn it!! Im that dude from that other blog
Hey dude you’re awesome.
Just wanted to say thank you for the “like” and that you have some hilarious stuff to say!
Thanks so much. I hope you come back.
x,
Becca
I’m thinking there are a few people that I’d like to send that ring to…
I love the Seat Savers idea! I need one of those for church. As it is, I volunteer before and after the service so I am late getting in there and the only spot left is in the back corner, next to the crying baby and with a support beam blocking my view.
That Jenna Marbles video was hilarious. She’s very hit or miss for me, but I was laughing throughout that one. I disagree with her on one thing, though. I’ve always thought that the bra and panties should match. I’ve actually had arguments with girlfriends about that. They never last long, though, because the girl is in her bra and panties so I am powerless and quickly cede the argument.
Yes distraction is everything matching or not. But I will give you a clue the bigger the boobs the less likely bra and panties will match. You might be doing well for yourself.
Hehehehe…You’re too much Becca. I absolutely LOVED this. I couldn’t stop laughing. Jenna Marbles’s video was hilarious!!!
Fantastic blog… and the voice-muter thing really does work; you can try it at the Science Museum in Budapest!
You have seen it live? How cool are you! Hope to see you back here soon!
x,
Becca
I could have used that mute button today after listening to some long-winded speakers at a conference… And may I commend you on your ability to mix together so many different concepts in one post. From hymens to terrorists. Impressive!
ahh yes WTF Friday’s are always a hodgepodge of info. But never fails to find the weird in the world. Last week I found a job posting for a big foot researcher.
x,
Becca
damn, i just becca-farted. thats when I fart and yell out yee-ha!! delish!!
Hymen… WTH is that?
Very funny really cheered me up
Glad to hear it
@rebecca a big foot research job !? Wow okay, I’ve heard it all now… Lol
Indeed. You have to watch out for that bigfoot. I would apply but I am a great writer and my 5 blog readers really need me to post every day.
x,
Becca
Thongs are the leading cause of pregnancy in the United States… I knew it! W-T-Fantastic as always. Congratulations on the radio gig. I would hope to not be drinking anything when you come on air
LOL not on the air yet. Steve is. But he is pretty funny, not as funny as me
x,
Becca
OMG There you go again! Thanks for injecting some much needed humor into my otherwise lackluster day! TGIF
The funniest site I have come accross. Too much fun going on here.
Hymen in a bag. My eyes…my poor eyes!
Awesome as always.
I always feel my WTF posts beat you up. Poor woman.
Seat Saver is a great idea! For someone else to buy. No I don’t want it as a gift. Real ice cream would be better
Is that a Rorschach test?!
indeed hymen Rorschach test.
The Seat Saver idea is classic!
Glad you like it. I hope to see you back soon.
The Virginity thing was crazy .. and Yes “PERIOD.”
LOL Indeed
That hymen is geared more for men’s egos. Virgin or not, the only thing that will leave that kind of “mark” is getting done with a telephone poll, or what most men “think” their penis size is. Just sayin’
I would agree.
Your friend Steven is definitely grovelling there,
lol
indeed with such tactics I wonder what he will be
trying next?
Just kidding I will take a look at his blog later
lmao
and see why he is suffering so much
Androgoth XXx
Let me know what you think of his post. Poor guy suffers a lot.
x,
Becca
I will venture over there right now
Androgoth XXx
I hope you enjoy.
x,
Becca
Yes I can see his ‘virtually no comments’
problem straight away but hey perhaps in
time they will improve?
In the meantime…
Keep grovelling Steven…
Androgoth
LOL indeed.
x
Becca