First let me start the day by saying that I guest posted on Stevenism’s blog today. Steven is the a Radio show host and Station manager of the station WSDIChicago. (click here to listen) Anyway, he begged me to write for him. He was on his hands and knees crying and whining so I gave in and answered his questions. Poor guy needs blog traffic and he though my practically perfect-ness would get him some comments. Check me out and follow his blog. http://stevisms.wordpress.com/2012/09/21/i-was-fooled-into-letting-a-girl-be-a-part-of-3-man-laws-3-rulers-for-women/ Don’t worry, if you click the link it will open a new page so you can still get your WTF fix.
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In the News:
Mute this: Ever want a mute button for those that drone on and on? Well today is your lucky day. The speech-jamming device invented by created by Kazutaka Kurihara and Koji Tsukada is the answer to all your dreams come true.
“The SpeechJammer, a device that disrupts a person’s speech by repeating his or her own voice at a delay of a few hundred milliseconds, was named Thursday as a 2012 winner of the Ig Nobel prize — an award sponsored by the Annals of Improbable Research magazine for weird and humorous scientific discoveries.” Source
Want revenge?: A border agent was tired of his wife. He was unsure how to rid himself of her. He decided it was a great idea to add her to the terrorist list so she couldn’t return to Brittain from Pakistan. Who, among hasn’t want to do that to our spouse? http://www.funnymos.com/wife-on-terrorist-watch-list.html
Video of the Week:
As I did a vagina post yesterday….thought you all would enjoy this video by Jenna Marbles. I Agree completely.