Welcome to WTF #8 This means Ladyornot.com is 2 months old. Thanks to all of you loyal readers. If you ever have suggestions for WTF Friday please email Becca at Rebecca@ladyornot.com …. Suggestions make her life so much easier.
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Weighty Price: Ever want to pay $6.95 to find out that you ate too many donuts? You too can pay for “Scale of the Future” ….Or you can get a regular scale and see the number yourself. That is a tough one.
Don’t want to drink alone?: If you do you might have a problem. I say the smart thing to do is drink with your dog. You and Spike can have a nice Bowswer Beer together. Then you won’t be drinking a lone. It’s got to be 5 somewhere in the world. Right?
Cleaning: Ever get tired of scrubbing your floors…Now your baby can do it for you.
In the News:
Dude…you could never imagine how horrific that was!
A man in Auckland went to the ER to get an eel removed from his behind. ”The eel was about the size of a decent sprig of asparagus and the incident is the talk of the place,” a hospital source said. “Doctors and nurses have come across people with strange objects that have got stuck where they shouldn’t be before, but an eel has to be a first.” Read more about it here http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10835890
My readers are not pervs so I give you this news so that you can judge your friends: My friend, Gnosticbent reported on this and told me I could share with you. Tired of searching for porn for hours trying to find just the right one to hit the spot? Search.XXX will allow people to search for porn without pop ups in one place. It isn’t brought in by revenue. I quote gnostic “All you have is porn at your fingertips, at least until those fingertips drift off the mouse and start “interfacing” with your naughty bits and pieces.” I personally say get out your Bibles and pray for the salvation of you and your hands…but to each their own. http://gnosticbent.wordpress.com/2012/09/27/porn-now-easier-to-find/
Baggage Fees?: The Space Shuttle Endeavor took a piggy back ride on 747 this week. Am I the only one that calls BS on extra baggage fees for over weight bags? If you can carry a shuttle you can carry my extra flatiron and blow dryer. http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2012/09/endeavour-seen-from-space/
Video of the week:
Lady or Not…Here I Come!
I love me some wtf fridays.
And I love to see you around on Fridays!
How great! I needed to smile this morning. Thanks!
Thanks for stopping by again!
x,
Becca
Umm, is the eel thing real? If it is – ha ha ha ha heh heh he e ehh ehh ewww wtf? … Annnd, I just noticed there was a linked article.
Yes everything on WTF (unless it is a video that is actors) is real. Weird huh? Happy Friday!
x,
Becca
Very funny! I want to go out and buy ALL those things!
I am gald you laughed!
x,
Becca
I’d ask how the HELL do you get an EEL up your ass but then again, to EACH his OWN. Hehehehehehe….Great WTF Friday Beck!!!
LOL I have no clue….I guess he had a big ass?
My dog can drink with me? That will make me feel SO much better! TGIWTFF!
Indeed, Because it makes it so much more fun.
Loved wtf friday …Especially The jeopardy clip. Keep it up. GTood quality material to start my Friday off right!
Thanks hon. It is always an adventure picking what goes in that weeks post. If people only saw what my searchs were…..(blush)
It’s always interesting to hear about the things doctors have found hidden inside bums. Of course, the “I don’t know what happened. I tripped and fell and suddenly the thing went up there” is always convincing…
Always…especially and eel.
I love the jeopardy clip. Thank you as always
Glad you laugh. Thank you for reading and commenting as always.
x,
Becca
Lol! I think the baby floor cleaner is my favorite!
Isn’t it funny…good use of a crawling baby.
Very funny! I love the baby mop
LOL We all need a baby mop.
x,
Becca
wtf evryday
INdeed.
I’ve heard of idiots getting their dicks stuck in vacuum cleaner hoses…but an eel up the old keyster….. one has too wonder at times……………….. LMFAO!
Indeed! Crazy people in this world.
x,
Becca
Thanks for a good laugh.
Thanks for reading.
i love jeopardy when canadian trubek asks questions about canada, such in depth things like what’s the capital (and they respond toronto) or who won the war of 1812 (and they respond france), but only because i’m a canuck ( a hoe-ser)
Canucks are some of my faorite people. I love the old Saturday Night Live jeopardy episodes.
Oh yeah, eh? I’m not poking fun at the Canuck . . . my grandparents came from Canada, and I miss Grampa saying “Eh?” after everything, like it somehow stressed the point!
Me either. I love aboot.
huh? wats this abowt? (imy grandfather was american, can’t you tell?)
I am still not sure myself.
i like your blonde canuckian roots
WTF Fridays are officially a new highlight of the week for me, congrats on running 2 months
Thank you. I do have fun digging around finding the what for the WTF. Until next week…
x,
Becca
That’s hilarious about the baggage fees. You make a good point… As for the Jeopardy video, that was funny. What’s also interesting is that the “wrong” answer is also correct. The problem with Jeopardy is that sometimes more than one answer is correct but they only accept one. That reminds me of a “Cheers” episode:
Cliff was on Jeopardy. The Final Jeopardy answer was “Archibald Leach, Bernard Schwartz and Lucille LeSueur.” The question the show was looking for was “What were the real names of Cary Grant, Tony Curtis and Joan Crawford?” Cliff answered “Who are three people who have never been in my kitchen?” That is correct, but he got it wrong.
LOL I never saw that episode. I love the show though.
The eel story reminds me of the “Assman” episode on Seinfeld, where Frank Castanza was violated by corkscrew pasta. And that picture you have is a moray eel: definitely don’t want one of those landing on Uranus. And I also must say that the space shuttle looks like it’s humping the 747, and that makes me think of your doggy sex toys from a previous WTF post. I know this is all tied together somehow. What are you up to?
LOL the world will never know.
But I will. You and me have ESPN2.
That Jeopardy video was great! Thanks for sharing.
You’re very welcome.
Hey sweetie, keep up the good work and thanks for liking a couple of my posts– for someone as funny as you it struck me that you chose to like a couple of my more serious ones.
Here’s one a bit lighter (few and far between since I lost me sense of humor– you haven’t seen it around, have you?) http://gratuitousblahg.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/in-c-town-the-other-night-4-2/
Even funny people are serious sometimes going to go read your post now
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x,
Becca
im cleaning today, you’re great, wish me luck
Good luck!
WTF Friday’s, well I always miss these
lol
but at least I get to catch up whenever I
do get into your… Space, I just need to
get here a bit quicker and one day I will
you just wait and see
BTW… How is that Steven character
lmao
getting along with the comments?
Androgoth xxx
LOL Steven hasn’t mentioned them. He runs a radio station and over run with being busy. He is a character for sure.
x,
Becca
It’s nice to meet you. Thank you for reading my blog and may G-D bless you with every desire of success in this life.
And you as well!
So “eel” is what they call it in Aukland.
LOL indeed.