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Did you ever have to go to the bathroom and think to yourself… hmm I’m wearing the wrong attire. Worry no more, the Japanese have developed a wearable toilet. While I can give you a photo, the video explains this better.
The website says, “What would you do in a toilet emergency? Go in the woods? Poop your pants? No, a far more civilized way to do your business is to put on this trash bag and squat down on the spot.
Not surprisingly, this emergency toilet comes straight out of Japan and involves pellets that absorb waste and solidify it into a weird, gelatinous goo.
See a demo of the toilet in the video after the break.” (source)
Want a goatee (aka a vagina on your face) like Lady or Not writer Jason? If so, this is the product for you at the incredible price of $19.99. I can’t figure out how you attach it; I think you might bite down on something while you shave. If you don’t want to use it though, you can just pretend you’re shaving a bushy vagina and save the money. (source)
Are you in a situation like Rod where you have no car to drive and read in? I don’t think that the poor man is the only one in this world because this product couldn’t have been made just for him. It is made to read while your ride your bike. Plus, the price of $14.99 is perfect for anyone that rides a bike because they have no car! Personally, I used it one time in band camp… (source)
In The News:
Boob lovers of the world rejoice! We have always heard that all women should do breast exams every month. Some said that it wasn’t necessary and some said it was, but personally I am a HUGE advocate for it as a breast cancer screening. That said, new research shows that squeezing breasts might be a major deterrent to breast cancer. “Laboratory experiments showed that applying physical pressure to the [cancer] cells guided them back to a normal growth pattern” said the artical. “Over time, the squeezed malignant cells began to grow in a more normal and organised way.” So ladies and gents… find a pair to squeeze today! (source)
This was brought to me by Mari… I believe. I forgot to write it down. So please forgive me to whomever told me. You get street cred. Are you still looking for last minute Christmas gifts? Well now you can buy these gold pills that make you poo gold. That’s all I have to say about that.
An apocalypse happened and you’re all dead. Just wanted you to know. You just think you’re reading this post. Hahah the joke is on you! Sorry you ‘re just finding out now.
Video of the week:
This is an old video but as the world has ended it is very much important today.
Lady or Not… Here I Come!